superfast

do you like the show? (she/her)

[superfast @bitchetymology]

just had to spend my afternoon explaining to both of my bosses and multiple cops that I did not catch a thief because I was distracted by a cute boy so long story short, my horny-ness is actually a threat to public safety

[superfast @bitchetymology]

the culture that made me say culture is for me

[Boston Rob @BostonRob]

Over 20 years ago I took Amber to @fenwaypark for the first time! The @redsox let me throw out the first pitch..they went on to win the World Series that year for the first time in 86 years! pretty great memory..even tho she got sick and we had to leave this game half way thru!

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[superfast @bitchetymology]

@AaronRodgers12 I know you have one good football game in ya, let’s go get it today big dog

[superfast @bitchetymology]

the bengals 2024 season really has been giving sarah j maas

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Every single Bengals game this season feels like it comes down to a final 5 minutes of absolute chaos.

Very entertaining. Equally bad for my health.

[superfast @bitchetymology]

if I married the boy I had a crush on in high school with the last name “bell” I would name our daughter “slay”

[superfast @bitchetymology]

filing a post mortem self report. primary message being a reminder to mind scope of each initiative from start to finish before embarking on new tasks (looking at self in mirror) that may distract from higher priorities (putting dirty mug in dishwasher and starting dishwasher)

[superfast @bitchetymology]

forgot about the end user (the dishwasher) of the final product (dirty coffee mug I left in my office) in route to delivery (bathroom between office and dishwasher)

[AC @valleygirll818]

they should do soul cycle but instead of riding to the beat u ride to las culturistas the podcast

[superfast @bitchetymology]

this is exactly what any weeknight conversation sounds like between my husband and I

[Variety @Variety]

Kieran Culkin and Colman Domingo argue about astrology. ♐️ #ActorsOnActors https://t.co/FPIk6ZHqGo

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

Oh God the kids are losers

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

i didn't think it was possible to get severe CTE as a quarterback

[superfast @bitchetymology]

Chekhov’s missed cycle

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

when you're the only chronically online family member

[meg ortwein @megortwein]

maybe I’ll just start doing crack cocaine

[superfast @bitchetymology]

anyone shocked by this does not understand the concept of new england

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

BERNIE SANDERS LITERALLY ON STAGE AT NOAHS SHOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKDHDBEBD

[superfast @bitchetymology]

hi jon.. you were drafted (by me) as the overall #1 pick in my Survivor draft 😕

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

stop the steal

[superfast @bitchetymology]

kennycore, if you will

[emma @agrosserlook]

okay

[rj @vansfacee]

this is probably what chevy chase sees in his nightmares

[superfast @bitchetymology]

I need to mute donald glovers name dude I’m becoming feral again… this can’t happen anymore now that we are both married to different people

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to listen to las culturistas