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almond croissant enthusiast

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

ok this would be the one to bring me over to full blown addiction

[𝔍𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔫 @AvgTofuEnjoyer]

we got new flavored thc vapes at my work and they’re shaped like lip gloss 🥲💅🏻

[amanda @jailedamanda]

I keep think about that “prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people” tweet like why did they say that. They’re right, but why did they say it.

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

spyro the dragon is for the bad bitches and bad bitches only

[Spyro @SpyroTheDragon]

Take flight on a bold new adventure.

Spyro: A Realm Beyond, coming Spring 2027.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Minions @Minions]

liminional spaces

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

this would have been so fun to hit in ballistic wish i could do that

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

NEW FORTNITE RANK - UNREAL LEGENDS

Starting in C7S3 - Accomplish all 3 to reach it:
• Reach Unreal Rank
• Hold at least 2,500+ Skill Rating
• Place in the Top 500 on the Unreal Leaderboard

[Chris @StappingPower]

I lied there is no sex. Put your clothes on we are vod reviewing my ranked games

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

waterfall showerheads are sexist

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Lmao

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[Liz Landers @ElizLanders]

.@POTUS asked about wearing a bulletproof vest going forward after Saturday's incident: "I don't know if I can handle looking 20 pounds heavier."

[Awni Hannun @awnihannun]

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:

Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.

[paige @BonerWizard]

🚨 cooter shaking 🚨

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

@FortniteStatus can i find ballistic here? its fun and original!

[tgraybird @tgraybird]

Rest in peace Fortnite Ballistic 🕊️

12/11/2024 - 4/16/2026

Murdered before its life could even start. Taken from this earth too soon. 💔

[bee @BeeYourseIves]

dropping a wrap pack the day ballistic dies is so cruel

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

💔💔💔 fortnite i hate u

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

Fortnite Ballistic & Festival Battle Stage shut down in 12 hours 🕊️

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

we coulda been so great :/

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

More Ballistic goodness! 🤤
▪️NEW Map
▪️More weapons & gadgets
▪️Warm up lobby

Coming June 18 💥

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

I need all of them executed publicly no shade