27 years ago, this guy promised me a life full of adventure. I’d say he’s delivered. Here’s to our next chapter of becoming empty nesters and discovering what’s next—while still feeling the magic that brought us together all those years ago. Happy anniversary, Barack.
99 years is the amount of prison time a doctor in alabama will receive if they perform an abortion
6 months is the amount of prison time you will receive if you rape an unconscious girl next to a dumpster
wake. the fuck. up.
Y’all can talk bad about cops all you want, but they’re literally running full speed into a place with an active shooter for the safety of other people