Sad, I know

Shouting into the void / This could be my downfall

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Catch me in Saugatuck with a Saug tucked

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

My big toe wasn’t even near your taint bro

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Thinothée Chalamet will probably die young, like a Great Dane

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

She called me a lollygagger but she the one gaggin on my lolly

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Really yearning for some precedented times rn

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Political violence is only bad when it happens to someone that looks like me actually

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Gotta get some more wifebeaters from the Tik tok shop

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

Trump wants to paint 1300 miles of border wall black.. so it will be too hot to touch. Estimated to cost $2.7 billion. The estimated cost of gloves for illegals: $5.00 a pair. History will record this time as the Dumbest of All Ages..

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

Mamdani tells the press that Cuomo is still running because “Andrew Cuomo is someone who doesn’t understand that no means no”

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

They know there is no sun at night, right?

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

I wonder how the NFT bros are doing

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

@EricLDaugh You mean the one outside of the nightclub where a homophobe killed 50 people? Fuck you

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Booing from the cuck chair

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

All my opps tie their shoes bunny ears style

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

You call that pale olive? Brother that’s yellowish brown.

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

“If they can abort who they don’t want in their country, I can abort who I don’t want in my cunty”

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Putting your condolences on the Wrigley field Jumbotron is crazy work

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

I bought a car last week cuz I was horny

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Vasectomy for the culture

[Sad, I know @bitchnabackpack]

Dosas and Samosas