Bitch Problems

Just a regular bitch with plenty to bitch about.

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Oh my god WHAT THE FUCK is she wearing? #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Don't even try to attempt tonight.. You know I'm going to be the hottest one at the party tonight. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Stop running your mouth. You don't know a thing about me. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Someone better retweet this so I can get one more follower, or I will throw a B.F. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

No but really, I absolutely can't even stand the sight of you. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

You two are the definition of "How to get an STD." #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

You tweet but don't text me back? Oh ok, I see how it is.. You're gay. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Sometimes I just daydream about hitting you in the face. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Stay the fuck away from my man. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
You're a huge bitch;
So fuck you.
#BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

I'm thankful I don't have a personality like yours. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

You better be thankful that Im not feeling bitchy today. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

"I love my haters!" Well we still hate you so........ok. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

"On Wednesdays we wear pink."
Well on Mondays you shut the hell up. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Monday's are my weekly hall-pass to be a bitch and everyone understands. Yay! #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Don't text me late at night thinking I'll want to talk. I don't want to talk to you. EVER. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

Quit tweeting about the boyfriend you don't have. It's a reason whyyy you don't have a boyfriend in the first place. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

You think people like you but we actually think you're weird as fuck. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

I'm trying not to, but I can't help it.. But I seriously have a problem with your face. #BitchProbs

[Bitch Problems @bitchprobs]

8 am is too early for a class. So therefore I will bitch and complain until someone tells me I can go back to bed. #BitchProbs