sarah

just......vibin

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[brooke @conradfshr]

“trump has signed an executive order to-

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

democrats gave an unimaginable w to trump by pulling this insanely incompetent and unpopular decision. can’t believe that trump who wanted ban tiktok initially is now getting the most expensive free ad by being credited as its savior to 170million americans. master class.

[sarah @bitchstein]

Thanks @youngdolph for spending 2,516 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Death Row. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/O3CbFNqnKr

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Friend: "Send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!"

The picture:

[Tyler Conway @jtylerconway]

RIP Aaron Carter...how i beat shaq remains one of the greatest diss tracks ever written

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

megan thee stallion got shot, said nothing to or about drake, and drake actively goes after her

pusha t disrespected drake's entire bloodline in front of the entire world and drake stepped up and started being a father to his hidden child

[CJ Hurt @Conradicalness]

Young Dolph tribute from the AOB

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Taylor Swift, Kim K and Kylie seeing who can get to Starbucks first https://t.co/MmOqe2pMIu

[Jordan Arthur Thomson @jthomsonPHIL]

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

[⚔️Ares⚔️ @Novaremx]

Me in H&M listening to the new drake album

[sarah @bitchstein]

@ashleyxnewton But every time I said “I love ur hair” u said “I need to cut it all off”

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway
Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today!
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[Neal @NealW478]

@MikeMayock commentating on NFL Draft prospect @theestallion running the 40 yard dash:

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

You can't even drink unless you're 21 years old here, but both the Buffalo and the Uvalde mass murderers were 18 years old.

What's wrong with this picture?

[Paige Cornwell @pgcornwell]

The teenagers who survived Columbine are in their late 30s and early 40s. They have kids in elementary schools.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

the democrats MUST respond by sending an email with the subject “i’m very concerned” and a request for $12

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

frank ocean: “girl you know you’re lost… lost in the thrill of it all”

me: