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Bitcoinheiro @bitcoinheiros | ⚡️[email protected]
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Urso jocoso da internet - Waka waka! | PGP 3C0A 79F4 9F64 6007

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Note to self: Nunca se esqueça, #Bitcoin não é meio de troca ou dinheiro. Bitcoin é uma ferramenta para trazer liberdade às mãos dos indivíduos. Bitcoin é um gigante neutro que serve o indivíduo. Bitcoin não é uma tecnologia substituível, é uma revolução pacífica em andamento. ☮️

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@Silexperience @HermesWatcher @NousResearch Cool, seems like one of those cheap android smartwatches... connected to a VPS hermes instance?

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Tutorial do dispositivo de assinatura Bitbox02NOVA com o BitboxApp no iPhone. Mesma experiência do app também em Windows, Mac, Linux e Android.

Gostei bastante do que vi, fazia tempo que não conferia um dispositivo da Shift Crypto @BitBoxSwiss

https://t.co/QUlhIQCJai

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@TodoTramboliko @MicrosoftHelps A lot of my emails received those today. Seems like a campaign is ongoing trying to mess with people someway. Not even sure it comes from MS, I'm just ignoring it.

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@qlrddev @stackbitme @5um33t @DesobedienteTec @SeedSigner https://t.co/acPAHMNYUi

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WTF happened in 1971?
https://t.co/FnuIG6kycN

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

Want to have your mind blown?

In 1971, the median household income was $9,030, or 220 ounces of gold.

In 2025, it was $87,460, or just 25 ounces of gold.

Your paycheck went up 10x.

Measured in gold, it fell 88%.

To earn what the median household earned in 1971, you’d need about $890,000 per year today.

That’s what fiat debasement looks like.

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@nicksdot Dude is a plant.

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@Optimism @jinglejamOP Wow, is this 2015 again?

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O anos das CVEs.

CVE = Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures
Vulnerabilidades e Exposições Comuns

CVEs são códigos únicos que identificam vulnerabilidades de segurança conhecidas.

Essas são as CONHECIDAS.
Imagina as desconhecidas e as de sistemas de código proprietário...

[nifty, ideas guy @niftynei]

we’re well on track to have 25% of all CVEs reported in this year alone

https://t.co/9SCRiQtRU1

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@AkitaOnRails

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Bitcoin era o canário da mina.

https://t.co/X9FvTOpfmu

[Phoronix @phoronix]

Several Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities Accidentally Posted To Public Kernel Mailing List

As high as CVSS 9.0. Whoops.

https://t.co/opCRSE80Vq

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This is gold. Also: security holes everywhere.

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Security called me at 6:12 AM today.

"Patch every PHP server immediately."

I asked what happened.

"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."

Cool.

How many PHP servers do we have?

According to inventory: 12

According to reality:

Nobody knows.

We found one running WordPress.

Three running old internal tools.

One under someone's desk.

Two inside vendor appliances.

A forgotten employee directory from 2016.

And a server named:

PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH

Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.

Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.

I asked who owned it.

The documentation said:

BRIAN.

Brian left in 2019.

We called Brian.

He said:

"Oh wow, that's still running?"

Excellent.

By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.

CEO:

"Can hackers actually get in?"

Security:

"Potentially yes."

CEO:

"Without a password?"

Security:

"Yes."

CEO:

"Then why do WE need passwords?"

Not the lesson.

Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.

Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.

Finance asked for a cost comparison.

At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.

Marketing refused.

"Our campaign is live."

So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.

We finally patched everything we could find.

Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.

Hostname:

TEMP-PHP-2014

Uptime:

4,512 days.

Nobody knows what it does.

Nobody owns it.

Nobody can shut it down.

But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.

Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.

It is running PHP 5.4.

The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.

The emergency patch took four hours.

Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.

The internet isn't held together with code.

It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

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@marcoantonopou1 O ecossistema BTC era o canário da mina. Era o primeiro alvo.

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@onedigitmoney @SeedSigner Great work on that dice recognition - what did you use for it?

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@alistairmilne How would they know if you don't declare it? If they can know, wouldn't another criminal organization be able to know about it too?

There's no dilemma.

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@Multicripto @KeithMukai @SeedSigner @tabconf @miketwenty1 @onedigitmoney @fgbernal I guess because it's a pain to do it, 128 or 256 data points to insert into the device... People complain of 50-100

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@odudex Até então estava usando OpensCAD com LLM, tudo paramétrico também. Vou ver se fica mais fácil com esse solidcraft

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@BourbonBTC @BitcoinArchive Swap your LBTC for BTC. Not the other way around until you see the reserves covered.

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@BitcoinArchive I must clarify that I am only speculating based on what they are publishing - and their actions. No partner would agree to swap LBTC for BTC 1:1 without some sort of agreement that they will be able to trade that LBTC for BTC at some point.

I'm not a Fed memba.

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@589CTO @BitcoinArchive I am speculating based on what they are publishing - and their actions. No partner would agree to swap LBTC for BTC 1:1 without some sort of agreement that they will be able to trade that LBTC for BTC at some point

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@chrono_crypto @BitcoinArchive Don't move sats into Liquid, dude.