Ella Mayo

[bort @tacobort]

Is that your butt or ass. I hate you

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[Ella Mayo @bitesizebxtch]

@sukunakodaisai Ok shitty bitch

[Ella Mayo @bitesizebxtch]

Men will piss on their shit stains in the toilet to clean it and then ask why they don’t deserve love

[cobain @cobainxsantana]

i should be able to walk into a CVS and buy a preroll

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I be like “lol” cause what I really wanna say not nice

[S @Shaliiniiiii]

my therapist said 'what would you tell a friend going through this' and I said 'get your shit together' and she went quiet for a while

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

soccer too boring. if I wanted to watch a bunch of men walk around for 90 minutes and not score I’d just take my homies to the bar

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

at the clinic this morning asking if
Dr Jekyll is available

[nk @wh0tfiswh0]

i b loud n wrong sometimes but idgaf

[paige @BonerWizard]

when I first went to Texas Roadhouse as a kid and saw all those peanut shells on the floor, I couldn’t believe it. I was like this is insane!!!!

[Blair @vanillabun777]

“hot” I prefer beautiful esoteric angelic princess but thanks

[Pvssy Parmesan @tiffgphotograph]

My favorite plate and my favorite seasoning shakers 🥳

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i can’t tell if it’s gunshots or fireworks”

[꩜ Erica 444 U ♊️🪽⭐️ ꩜☯️ @airwreckauraaa]

As an animal lover, you must pay close attention to the creatures that cross your path during your darkest moments. That is your spirit team communicating with you in the physical realm, every single time. When it feels like the world has abandoned you, the animal and insect kingdom will always hold space to protect and guide you. ALWAYS. Be open to it.

[Ang. @AngThaDean]

It's so wild as a young woman so many people will try to take your life from you and expect you to be grateful for it

[angel @angelshit]

I deeply respect the unconventional nature of orchids

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i am not my father i am not my mother but im a third worse thing