bitslurp

Software developer.

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

@therealchaseeb Who’d have thought that the type of people coming up with these nonsense phrases could be fickle and disingenuous

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

Anyone whose answer to this is “AI fixes it,” with zero real business experience — come up close so I can give you a slap.

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

The product owner sweet spot: not enough domain knowledge to define useful behaviour for the client, not enough technical knowledge to describe the software accurately. Doubly useless, somehow.

[Alessandro Decina @alessandrod]

Slept 7h+ for the first time in weeks. Woke up feeling fresh and energized.

Step out onto the terrace. It's warm and sunny, not a cloud in the sky.

What a beautiful sunday.

Coffee time. I live for this moment. That first sip in the morning. Life is amazing.

Open the laptop.

Agave 4.0 is rolling out, let's take a quick look at metrics.

Looking great. This release really is something. The big validators are upgrading, all the key metrics are visibly improving even though we're only at ~25% adoption.

Vibes are immaculate. Not a drop of cortisol in my blood. What a day.

Oh right, the testnet XDP thing.

A week ago, we asked everyone on testnet to turn XDP on so we can run some stress tests. Let's see how that's going.

...

Only 80 of you have turned it on.

I'm going to crash out.

We ask you to do one thing. One command. It takes one minute and you don't do it.

What is wrong with you.

The cluster limit should be 100 nodes we don't need more and you can't change my mind.

TURN THE THING ON OH MY GOD IT TAKES ONE MINUTE WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO WIN

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

@alessandrod don't forget us British 🍻

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

and most of the user base don’t really use it

[Eric Balchunas @EricBalchunas]

Bitcoin rn feels like when your parents joined Facebook. On one hand it’s not as “cool” anymore bc of the Boomers but on the other hand Facebook’s user base grew to from like 1b to 3b people since the coolness factor went away, so..

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

can Claude have a Solana level of uptime reliability please @AnthropicAI

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

Why didn’t they simply tell Claude to not introduce any bugs. Fools

[trent.sol @trentdotsol]

wake up your friends. wake up your enemies. get upgraded asap!

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

@joemccann I bought this to read but my 3 month year old won’t let me, it’s a nice bright book to look at though

[toly 🇺🇸 @toly]

Remember L3’s and aggregation layers and based rollups and rollups as a service and every corporation was going to have their own rollup instead of just using the stupid tokens on the stupid blockchain. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

If you wear lifting gloves in a gym and you’re an adult male, you may want to consider identifying as something else

[Naval @naval]

We’re now in the era of slop code.

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

shut up

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

people can't safely manage private keys but crypto is the future of finance 😉

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🚨 UPDATE: According to Ledger, between 2.3M - 3.7M $BTC is permanently lost.

At least 11% of the total supply is gone forever.

[dr cavey phd ∿ @cavemanloverboy]

@mert 0.107M TPS*

[Jack Kubinec @whosknave]

We got a Star Atlas blockchain before we got Star Atlas

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

I can’t name one blockchain app that any regular, non financially incentivised person, would use.

None of my friends would use any of the shite on offer

[dr cavey phd ∿ @cavemanloverboy]

solana

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

@SOLBigBrain 1) What

[bitslurp @bitslurp]

More

[curb @CryptoCurb]

🚨 JUST IN: ~$1 MILLION BTC TO $zBTC (ON SOLANA) TRANSACTION JUST HAPPENED, ALL ON CHAIN, PERMISSIONLESS.

THE FUTURE OF PROGRAMMABLE BITCOIN IS ON SOLANA.

#SOLANA ⚡️ $ZEUS ⛈️