Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale

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[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

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[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

@Tehlem Clearly we’re better at shoving loose bits of yarn into envelopes and sending them to people than we are at making hearts out of yarn-emojis. Oh well. Guess we’ll stick to shovin’ bits.

[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

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[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

You ever wake up with a shooting pain in your lower abdomen? Well, it’s probably an ulcer, but it could also be a burning desire for an envelope full of loose bits of yarn.

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Seriously tho you should really get that checked out it’s most likely an ulcer.

[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

Are you planning an Indiana-Jones style tomb-heist in search of rubies/gems and you need a bag of sand to put in the tomb in place of the rubies/gems so as to not trip the boobytraps, but your bag-of-sand guy is out of town? Get some bits of yarn instead!
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[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

Don't worry, we've been there. Plenty of times. We'd solve this problem the only way we know how: with loose bits of yarn. Just take a trip over to our website https://t.co/T3w4JEWPkt, write your recipient a little message, place your order, and relax while we do the rest.

[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

Did your cousin invite you to a Macaulay Culkin costume party? But you can't go because you just lent your Macaulay Culkin costume to your friend who's wearing it to Macaulay-Con 2020 next week in Vegas and now you don't know how to tell your cousin you can't go to her party?

[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

Want to plan a beach-day but too afraid of public exposure? Great. Go online and order an envelope full of bits of yarn from https://t.co/T3w4JEWPkt . Put away the sunblock and wait a few days for your yarn to arrive. Now you're having a bits-of-yarn day, what's better than that?

[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

You ever wake up with a shooting pain in your lower abdomen? Well, it’s probably an ulcer, but it could also be a burning desire for an envelope full of loose bits of yarn.

https://t.co/B3RWDylrFT

Seriously tho you should really get that checked out it’s most likely an ulcer.

[Loose Bits of Yarn For Sale @bitsofyarn]

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