Tom Bitson

Hardworking individual developer, culinary enthusiast, movie guy, looking to be better today than I was yesterday, originally from Ferry, MI

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#WWESummerSlam2025 Pipebombs a’la @CMPunk, Kross-Face Chicken Wings @realKILLERkross, Bayley-to-Pork Belly Burnt Ends @itsBayleyWWE, Owen Hart Ribs: So good you forget the joke’s on you! @BretHart @BryanBrewer

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@GroovyBruce For a second I thought he was wearing mine… 😳

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I can’t explain why this brings me such levels of joy, but I believe in @joehendry

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@zod1703 Yes.

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@zod1703 Jim Henson. Fred Rogers. @levarburton . There’s a vast difference between celebrities you wish you could be like and celebrities who wished for you to be the best you that you could be. Those in the latter are worth the former.

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@zod1703 Bo Jackson

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@LanceStorm “Slow news day” alert…

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@QoSBaszler This is YOUR time.

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It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt.

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Saturday was well spent celebrating an early birthday for @ABrewerjr as @jackkellyppw and @THETOMMYDREAMER reminded us why we are pro wrestling fans.

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@therealmagnumta @steveaustinBSR Easy answer for the winner: The fans.

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@zod1703 The Mandalorian

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@fkaannabanana That’s none of your damn business. And I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

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@zod1703 I have a list…

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@realKILLERkross @ScrapDaddyAP Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

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@zod1703 This makes me miss Phil Hartman.

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@ryry_may I was recently switched from Aetna to BCBS… and so far it’s been more BS than care. 🤷‍♂️

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@zod1703 @GroovyBruce Bruce Campbell is the only viable answer to this question. Ever.