@JakeLang Fuck around and find out, retard. Jake never should have been released for his actions on J6. Fuck this guy and fuck all the retards that defend him.
BREAKING: $1 MILLION BOND, JAKE LANG BOOKED INTO JAIL ON TERRORISTIC THREAT CHARGE
The Trump-pardoned January 6 terrorist Jake Lang has been booked into the Dallas County Jail and is being held on a $1 million bond, according to jail records.
The charge is listed as, you guessed it, Terroristic Threats. A pardoned convicted terrorist making terroristic threats all over the country. Weird. Nice mugshot ya weenie.
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@NickWhiteReal He didn't stand for shit. This isn't a free speech issue. This is fucking around and finding out.
The government wasn't trying to stop him. Starting fights will people ended it.
That racist moron "Chud the Builder" that goes around using the N-word to random people while streaming his BS gets slapped with a $1.25M bond for attempted murder in Tennessee….have fun using your favorite word in jail and see how that works out for you!