Bitter Professor

Still bitter, now with less ass. Working in a system that rewards not doing the right thing. Putting all my beans in the wrong buckets for the right reasons.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

I’m pretty sure I was stabbed in the front this time.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

And we wonder why we’re being dismantled by the legislature…

[Prof. Goat @ProfGoat]

I wonder if @ass_deans sees this as a revenue opportunity because no one would view our uni as elite.
https://t.co/PMUORVjfaR

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

Visiting my grad alma mater today as a professor. I realize now that one faculty member in the group diminished every colleague and student in the program to insure his star shined brightest. Don’t be that person.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

I thought I had imposter syndrome. Turns out, I really am a fraud.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

@DeenOfStudents I can attest, I am a shitty employee

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

May yet see a vote of no confidence 👀

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

Regardless of the rhetoric we throw around here, DO NOT ugly quit a departmental role. It will bite you. I promise.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

More and more I feel myself “hate grading” exams. The more apathy I see, the more points I start deducting.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

@akjorgenson Engineering profs are not so “lucky”

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

@AcerbicAcademic That’s literally a department

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

So now we are doing journal reviews AND paying thousands to publish the papers. Might as well just self publish and tweet out the results. The cost of each PhD student just went up $15000.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

Say no. Have boundaries. This job will take everything from you, if you let it.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

@jacasiegel

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

@noschool4me @ass_deans

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

@ass_deans https://t.co/9rUEDSabo2

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

Is there a transfer portal for associate professors with a few years of eligibility remaining? Asking for a friend. @ass_deans @provost_v_ass @ass_chair @ChairMartyr
@AssProvost

[Nick Eippert @Nick_Eippert]

In a world filled with Urban Meyers, be a Mike Leach.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

@benjaminheddy Leave. Turn off email. Be unavailable. Mine was destroyed by a department chair who refused to protect my time.

[Bitter Professor @bitterassprof]

I am so completely tired of people