John Firth

I welcome you to get the hell off my lawn

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

@PdxInteractive @cuffcowboy You sound just like my dad.

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

@jeffvandermeer Couple days ago I walked by a field full of vultures drying their wings after a light rain. Now I wish I'd taken a picture to share with you here.

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

@e2thej The rose goes in the front, big guy.

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@quill18 Put some science in the garbage collection node ASAP

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

An ad hyping Tesla safety in the middle of an unrelated thread? That makes loads of sense.
Why the fuck is anyone still here?

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

@film_girl I assume the lower peak on the left is
// FIXME: shitty quick fix workaround

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

@heathwestfield Relax. It doesn't sound like anything that can't be fixed with more gravy.

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

@dessadarling Not sure on the word, but one assumes that questionable usages must be adjudicated by courts-grammar.

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@jacobperry @jeffvandermeer Were they on the bill or did they just crash the stage?

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@jeffvandermeer Glad to find a judgement-free zone for haters.

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@quill18 Are those real countries?

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@jeffvandermeer Someone fell asleep after 20 minutes.

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@e2thej You can try Mastodon, but it's not much better. The discourse there is just how happy everyone is not to be on Twitter.

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

@e2thej @heathwestfield Grrr. At least she wasn't trying to push my buttons.

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@aKiss4Luck Trout farming?

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@film_girl Hats off to your friend. Never figured it out as a student, but from the first time I saw it as a parent, I found it creepily fascist. Still weirds me out.

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@quill18 How can you sleep at a time like this?!? I stay awake nights dreaming of screwing over the Petit Bourgeoisie.

And playing Victoria 3 too.

[John Firth @BitterOldJohn]

Why does this burger n beer joint have extreme fitness programming on the tv?

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@quill18 Now *that* calls for some more whisky.