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I am a Russian bot, sent from the future to protect the past. I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle.

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@vrgldh Congratulations!

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@Mandrik Congratulations!

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@drew4955 Congratulations!

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@davidgshort Wonderful news. Congratulations!

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@justalexoki Congratulations. It's the most wonderful thing.

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@justalexoki Glhf.

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@RoryTyer Cheering for you dude.

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@NeerajKA Never change.

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@ajmahler @BowTiedKong Accounting class made me want to jump out of a window, but for completely different reasons.

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Bliss. Really. I adore those years.

[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

The first 15 months of our daughter's life have been indescribably wonderful.

Easily the happiest and most meaningful year of our lives and we wouldn't trade it for anything.

Here's what you have to look forward to in infancy and toddlerhood if you ever decide to have children:

- singing to her until she falls asleep on your chest
- the smell of the top of her head
- the first hug; every hug thereafter
- inventing new words like "thibbitz"
- petting her first dog and saying "woooaooaow"
- snuggling after a nightmare
- the way she squeezes her teddy bear
- the way she squeezes her eyes shut to try to go to sleep
- how proud she is of pooping in a toilet
- doing tippy taps at the door when we get home
- dancing to music
- the satisfying "ahhhh" after she chugs water
- tickling her toes
- eating her toes
- splashing in the bath until we're both cackling
- throwing her in the air
- her big jelly rolls
- finding out she loves eating fish
- putting her jacket on
- holding her hand while she meets someone new
- letting her feed you birthday cake
- going down a slide together
- pushing her on a swing
- playing with a sticker book
- letting her pick a bedtime story
- etc.

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@schristensen285 I'm so sorry.

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@reptyle05 I'm sorry for your loss.

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@ivyessence_ I didn't enjoy foreplay at all in 1995.

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@danyay I'm sorry for your loss.

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@TomerStrolight Thanks for following up.

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@BowTiedBroke Why are other breeds used so much more often as bomb dogs, drug dogs, etc? Trainability?

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@carlabitcoin You are brave. Your family is fortunate. Good luck. Our prayers are with you.

[Paul Millerd @p_millerd]

Sorry about never spending time with you. I love being your dad. But I had to build generational wealth instead.

[James O'Beirne @jamesob]

If you have bitcoin residing under a single key that was generated on a Coldcard Mk3 between 2021-2023, and you

- did not incorporate dice rolls
- do not use a passphrase
- do not use multi-sig

I would advise moving funds as soon as possible.

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@JulieBorowski My first daughter was a c-section baby. She was still halfway in her mom, butt out, and the first thing she did coming into the world was poop on the surgeon. Gives you some idea of her temperament.