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@nvpkp my biggest socialization hack is to ask follow up questions about pretty much anything. like, they say something, I say something about myself in response, and then ask them a follow up on what they said

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@SusannaMcCoy19 @megansarahj if you think a wet willy is a pervert thing that says more about you being a pervert than OP's deceased father. get your head right

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@vedantnair__ @krillyboy @i_zzzzzz assuming OP is Canadian, my understanding is that because both languages are official languages of the country, they are legally required to be the same size. I'm not Canadian but this is what I've been told by a Canadian friend

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@mcsharken I promise most Americans would also never do this. it's mostly white men with specific political beliefs

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@SanJoseSharks

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@nyyfever talbo looks so exactly like my former manager that I looked at the pic before reading the caption and thought "what the fuck is carlos doing with tanger????"

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@spelunky_ showed this to my mom who knows very little about hockey bc it was making me laugh so hard and she said, word for word, "I think he wants to fuck that guy"

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@billowing_smoke @mountainpilled its the maroon bells, bud

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in a certain shade of blue

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@edthekraken genuinely like a sitcom shot

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@ButlersRanger idk if this helps but I live in colorado and here people typically only say running shoes if they're runners, and it's for their specific Running Shoes that are usually designed for running. I say both sneakers and tennis shoes though

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stop calling people 'larpers.' they're posers.

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@igor6vezina @bearmandrysdale when an oppressed racial minority says "this thing you're doing is cultural appropriation" the polite thing to do is listen and learn, not use a large social media platform to put them down

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@igor6vezina @bearmandrysdale what's racist is their refusal to acknowledge that indigenous people have asked that white people stop using the term, as it is a closed cultural practice, and that canesmin chose to refer to that as "things that don't matter"

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@Canes @brandnewpuck You cannot possibly believe this is a professional and reasonable response to someone expressing frustration about cultural appropriation. Are you serious right now?

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“explaining [insert sport here] for the girls” what if i bludgeoned you to death explain that

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@nhltwts they were 32nd in the league in the 24/25 season. 20 wins in 82 games, last in the league, it's honestly amazing the vote percentage was so low. I say this as someone currently wearing a sharks t-shirt, they STILL suck ass but they're getting better

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@AmberLotus21 congratulations!!

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@nashablindfold @Stephabues this is a joke referencing Brady Tkachuk including Seattle in a list of Canadian cities the other day

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@its_thee_hottie @concretehaIIs scariest time in my life