ambrose

Orthodox Christian
Please pray for the good health of Ambrose

[ambrose @krillyboy]

i got to meet him

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[umi🪽 @binobratz]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[ambrose @krillyboy]

@TheGreatDXA @estik___ its taking white color jobs

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This was the official Democratic Party platform for 100 years

[ambrose @krillyboy]

central mass is one of the most fascist places in the country and im not even kidding

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.

According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake

The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials

"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.

"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.

Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.

"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said

Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.

[sean @_sn_n]

crazy how the Democrats steal every election except the big important one in 2024

flawless MAGA logic.

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[John Bresnahan @bresreports]

Trump officials planned to mark 2.7 million living people as dead, whistleblower says https://t.co/KtRCddp29h

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Democrats will of course not use this to their advantage

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[MrBujok @BujokMr]

Do you guys not see what is clearly going to happen

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

So the screw worm situation in Texas sounds bad, but then if the lone star tick spreads then beef supply and demand might end up evened out

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

screwworm prevention is one of those markers of state capacity that gives you confidence adults are in the room somewhere

one by one, those markers fall

[Libertytanuki @libertytanuki]

Grok just decided to insert the bottom text out of its own accord