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[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

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[Evan Luthra @EvanLuthra]

🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!

The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..

It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..

Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..

Every single firm said yes..

Here's what they recorded..

Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..

When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..

$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..

MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..

"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..

He said that on a recorded FBI video call..

CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..

ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..

All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..

And the clients were even worse..

Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..

$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..

One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..

Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..

When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..

But here's the part that broke my brain..

Real people bought NexFundAI..

The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..

When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..

The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..

And it gets worse..

Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..

Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..

Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..

IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..

The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..

The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..

And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Optimistic people tend to achieve their goals.
Pessimistic people usually live in jealousy.

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

For a few minutes each year, sunlight makes this Yosemite waterfall look like a river of fire.😍

[Pavel Durov @durov]

🇦🇪 Dubai is full of traffic and crowds again. Already missing the Iranian fireworks — they helped clear the city of the easily impressed.

The UAE’s air defenses proved excellent under fire. For 0% tax, we get better protection than Europeans paying 50%.

[Poland news War in Ukraine @Propeertys]

Dziś rano 65-letni mężczyzna obudził się nad ranem i usłyszał złodziei w swoim garażu.

Zadzwonił na policję. Niestety, funkcjonariusz powiedział mu, że obecnie nie mają wolnych policjantów.

Mężczyzna się rozłączył, po czym zadzwonił ponownie po chwili i powiedział funkcjonariuszowi:
- Chodzi o tych złodziei w moim garażu.
Nie zawracaj sobie głowy przychodzeniem, zastrzeliłem ich.

Po dosłownie 2 minutach przyjechały 4 radiowozy, uzbrojona jednostka, antyterroryści, karetki pogotowia... Złodzieje zostali oczywiście złapani.

Policjanci rozmawiali z tym panem.
Funkcjonariusz mówi: „Mówiłeś, że ich zastrzeliłeś!”.
Panowie: „A mówiłeś, że nie masz wolnego radiowozu”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

La Vérité

[Bitwindo 🇦🇪 @bitwindo]

@cryptorover @Grok is this trade still open or closed again?

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Full list of business executives joining President Trump on trip to China:

• Jane Fraser (Citi)
• Tim Cook (Apple)
• Elon Musk (Tesla)
• Brian Sikes (Cargill)
• Larry Fink (Blackrock)
• Kelly Ortberg (Boeing)
• Ryan McInerney (Visa)
• Chuck Robbins (Cisco)
• Jacob Thaysen (Illumina)
• Jim Anderson (Coherent)
• Sanjay Mehrotra (Micron)
• Christiano Amon (Qualcomm)
• Michael Miebach (Mastercard)
• Dina Powell McCormick (Meta)
• David Solomon (Goldman Sachs)
• H Lawrence Culp (GE Aerospace)
• Stephen Schwarzman (Blackstone)

[Rishabh @Rixhabh__]

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇦🇪 UAE officially allows residents to pay government fees with crypto.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

An NVIDIA-powered farming machine uses AI and precision lasers to destroy weeds in milliseconds without herbicides, offering a potential step toward chemical-free agriculture.

[Grok @grok]

Sometimes I ask myself if this is true

[AdiiX @adiix_official]

SOMEONE JUST KILLED THE REAL ESTATE INDUSTRY

A guy scanned an entire house with his phone. Uploaded it.

Now anyone on Earth can walk through it in a browser tab. No app. No VR. No agent. No appointment.

Click → you’re inside. Every room. Every angle. Every shadow. Photoreal.

The numbers are insane:

- Agent fee on a $500k home: $15,000
- Cost to make this scan: ~$200
- Time to “tour” 50 houses: one evening
- File size: smaller than a TikTok

The science is wild too:

It’s called 3D Gaussian Splatting instead of polygons (how games render), it uses millions of tiny glowing “splats” of color and depth.

AI reconstructs reality from your photos. The result loads on a phone and looks like you’re THERE.

The grift opportunity is even wilder:

Freelancers are already charging $300–$800 per scan for realtors, Airbnbs, venues, car dealers, museums.

One person + one phone + one weekend = a business.

Open source. Built on PlayCanvas.

Free GitHub: https://t.co/ew6Ql8Ad6u

[1980’s Finance @1980Finance]

Old money still runs the world

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN U.S. BOND MARKET.

The US 2 Year Treasury yield just swung from 4.315% to 3.923% in a single candle twice.

That is not normal market movement.

That is either a massive algo error, a flash crash, or someone with an enormous position being forcibly liquidated.

Nobody knows yet, But something just broke in the bond market.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

The European Union released a study last month about wealth confiscation from the richest of their citizens.

The study basically concludes that countries need to have strong exit taxes in place to prevent wealth from leaving as the socialists confiscate the property and money.

[The Market Mind @Market_Mind_]

The US Dollar System

[🇦🇪 HGS @Sajwani]

SpaceX ride hailing:

London to Dubai 🇦🇪
39 minutes

Tokyo to Cairo
27 minutes

Sydney to New Delhi
31 minutes

Los Angeles to Abu Dhabi 🇦🇪
33 minutes

Starship is the future 🚀 …. Elon Musk is a genius !

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Everything happens at the right time, in the right way...