People will unironically say that hooking up with a dog is bad because they "don't understand it" and "don't get the risks involved" and then support putting dogs in cars and driving them around.
I'm pretty sure sex makes much more sense to dogs than cars do
*paws at you* can I have a beer
*paws at you* can I have a beer
*paws at you* can I have a beer
*paws at you* can I have a beer
*paws at you* can I have