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Take my tweets with a grain of salt, or don't 🥳

(Tax consultant||Accountant||procurement expert)

Vibes & Inshallah 😘

[Lady of Light @biuriful5]

God already said he will never again use floods against people, which begs the question, who exactly is running this shit?

[Daniel Njugi @danielnjugi1]

Kenyan collaborators back then vs now - Home Guard

[Lady of Light @biuriful5]

@Apostle_Kjna Sounds aĺ rosy, but those streams of income mostly require your involvement and it's exhausting as hell

[Lady of Light @biuriful5]

796y

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@MercyKirwa4 The last time I checked for outpatient SHA only worked for civil servants

[Lady of Light @biuriful5]

@lakeemahmad I did that last year, as a workaholic, I was really bored in the house, almost got depressed. But later I got several offers and I was the one choosing

[Lady of Light @biuriful5]

@ThisWarwick 🤭🤭🤭

[Lady of Light @biuriful5]

@TLlium Same, ata sit ups nimeshindwa na niko 1gb

[Lady of Light @biuriful5]

@RichieHub_ Get her that hot water bottle and maybe a little massage

[Lady of Light @biuriful5]

@TheBandarello @ItsGregy_ 😆😆 Aah!! This is sending me 😁

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Every bill known to man is due again

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do you ever wonder if bank employees look at your account and think: how is this person surviving😆

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I shenan once

I'll shenanigan.

[Brown sugar🦢 @bigmissbrownnn]

Oh to be disgustingly educated &articulate.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Don't forget that the price of fuel is actually approx KES 120.

The rest is taxes.

[zuka @feran_x]

Easy to tell who went to boarding school and who didn’t by how they approach nudity

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Due to increased cost of living local Traffic police have hiked matatu bribes from Sh50 to Sh100

[Zollz @zollz]

Matatu guys could have simply hiked fares and carried on with business but they decided to send a message. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿