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[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Having a trillion dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Two trillion dollars.

[biwer @biwert]

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In Top Gun Maverick, Miles Teller refused to use a double for this scene and insisted on playing piano and sing "Great Balls of Fire" himself

“I said ‘I played piano when I was younger. I don’t need a double. I will play and sing this live.’ But it’s a pretty hard song.”

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them https://t.co/9iADt2dlGq

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church https://t.co/JjqbldHao4

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

This jaw-dropping reporting is an indictment of both the national news media and feckless, dangerous office holders in Minnesota like Tim Walz, who have allowed these massive fraud schemes to occur for years.

NO MORE.

@HouseOversight has expanded its investigation into these schemes. Republicans have demanded data from Gov. Walz, AG Ellison, the Treasury Department, and the Justice Department, and have requested interviews with several key officials in Minnesota who have allowed, or participated in this fraud.

The American people deserve answers and accountability and House Republicans will help deliver it.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

It is shocking to me that so many left wing politicians attack the idea of prayer in response to a tragedy.

Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action.

We pray because our hearts are broken and we believe that God is listening.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire By Giving Putin California https://t.co/JLqGi1QPPj

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code in life: Understanding you can reinvent yourself at any time. New habits, new standards, new friend group, new career, etc. There's no rule that says you have to stay the person you've always been. You're allowed to decide––"I'm done being this version of me."

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

A strange part of adulthood that no one talks about, is were all homesick for a place and time that no longer exists, and that we can never revisit.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Simone Biles Calls For All Female Athletes To Just Give Up Like She Did https://t.co/8zKIFEce1y

[Evan Flay @Evan_Flay]

Simone, you quit mid-Olympics because of pressure, and the world coddled you for it. Riley tied a man, had her award stolen, and when she fought back, you call her a bully? Spare us the moral lecture. You folded under pressure, and she rose to it. Know your lane.

@Riley_Gaines_

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Bangs Gong Signaling Another Increase In China Tariffs https://t.co/RA5BoCst2B

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

New executive order! 🇺🇸

[Kenneth Dredd @KennethDredd]

“Sir, a second unused Microsoft Teams conference room license has been found”

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Sad: With USAID Shut Down, This Ecuadorian Child May Never Know What Gender He Is https://t.co/9Xd2phOAtI

[Your Friend Andy @YourFriendAndy]

To be a successful man, you need:

-One of the cheapest Rolexes
-$3000-4000 in $20 bills
-A gold Amex card they give to anyone with a pulse
-A Macbook from 4 years ago
-A 2013 Mercedes Benz
-Versace cologne

Congrats, you are now a successful man.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

3 months here can fix me