Brandon James Warren

Follower of Christ, student of Scripture, recovering cynic in the Great Northwest. Multnomah University

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Please tell me there's a town somewhere called "End" and their newspaper is called "The End Times"

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Just got super excited to receive two 600-page books from @amazon #summer

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Jesus Christ is risen! Love has triumphed over hatred, life has conquered death, light has dispelled the darkness!

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble the moffy
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths need some coffee.

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Quote of the day: "If you think about it, we're all half-centaur."

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

@JohnLuce I always have problems with the 'selling' part. #hoarder

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Now accepting donations to the "send Brandon to LA to see @radiohead" fund.

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Whether you agree with her politics or not, @HillaryClinton is winning with these gifs. https://t.co/Wwa5dwETJc

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

How many more of these do we have to sit through? Asking for a friend. #GOPdebate

[St. AugOsteen @StAugOsteen]

God is breathing on your life in a new way.

He shall kill Antichrist with the breath of His mouth.

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

@timkellernyc so how do we live faithfully in the tension/strike a balance between over-adapting and under-adapting?

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Sign of true adulthood: putting a new roll of toilet paper directly into the dispenser instead of letting it sit on the tank for 3 days.

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Happy birthday, Oregon! Be my valentine?

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Jesus is waiting for us and wants to heal our hearts of all that tears us down. He is the God who has a name: Mercy.

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

That one ebillboard on 205 that only shows ads for marijuana dispensaries and fast food restaurants... Coincidence? I think not.

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Um. Wow. https://t.co/3J0hVWRmnU

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

"That was a good catch!"
He said as he edited a typo out of his assignment. #SB50 #college

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Spending the Super Bowl doing homework. Yay procrastination!! #college

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

@JohnLuce is @TheOnion just a given?

[St. AugOsteen @StAugOsteen]

What shall I say of that memorable winter in which the weather was so incredibly severe, that the Tiber was frozen?

Let it go.

[Brandon James Warren @bjameswarren]

Thank you God for creating the person who invented the burrito. #blessed