Brandon

They say I’m a ten, but I’m an eight at best | ASU ‘13 & ‘17

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Simple, mutual hatred. As the college football gods intended.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

A reader has mapped out all FBS teams by who their fans think their biggest rival is.

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@GovernorAnne Sorry

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@GovernorAnne I thought your strategy for getting mounted was going to the Bass Pro Pyramid

[Brandon @bjaxm]

About 15 years ago we called these people $30k millionaires. They’d only make 30-40k but spend every penny of it showing off so it looked like they’re doing better than everyone else

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Every single hot chick I meet has a $350 a month luxury gym membership and a $4K a month apartment and only wears extremely niche designer clothes.

Every single dude drives a Ford Raptor or some hot rod and is upper half jacked and has box seats to whatever the hell sports ball team.

Every time I leave the house, I’m convinced that I’m the only person who’s not a millionaire

[Brandon @bjaxm]

This has been my best trade of the last few years and I bought it while taking a dump on our vacation.

Who would have thought a poo would have paid for our entire trip and then some.

[Prof @TheProfInvestor]

I have never seen a 1 year chart this Parabolic.

+4500% in 12 months.

$10,000 to $450,000
$1 mil to $46 mil 😳

$SNDK

[matt @SunDevilMatt42]

Another future Sun Devil on the way for the wife and I!😈😈🔱🔱

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@x_is_a_timesuck He's the best. I trust John's predictions over everything else. My wife's weather app will be like no rain today and I'll tell my wife John says rains coming and it rains.

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@AZ_ArmchairGM We DE up around entrances and things. Will check out the other link too

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Anyone have tips for getting rid of scorpions? We’ve had pest service for a few years but it just seems to be getting worse. Just found our 3rd this year inside and it was a smaller one.

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Daddy Elon you’re a trillionaire. Give it to everyone for free for a year.

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

elon stop harassing me with 40% off X premium ads

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@KCStories Luckiest day at an AD ever.

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Got a crystal replacement on my GMT. Got it back to just to find a smudge UNDER the new crystal. Back it goes. 😩

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@KobeissiLetter Dang if my stop loss didn’t trigger I could have made $60 more! 😂

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Iran:

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Trump says Iran has "completely agreed" not to develop nuclear weapons

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@KCStories @GlitchedDeals You have SRP? It’s super cheap through their marketplace

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Spent the weekend in Greer. This 104 back in Phoenix suuuuuucks

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@brandenflasch @Ubiquiti Wait until you go down the Protect side too! 12 devices and counting 😂

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@KCStories

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Thanks for covering most of my Molly Butler Prime Rib!

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Just made generational wealth thanks to @elonmusk and $SPCX.

In $135 -> Out $159.50. $24.50 made in hours. Gonna buy a steak tonight to celebrate. 🎉

[Brandon @bjaxm]

Just made generational wealth thanks to @elonmusk and $SPCX.

In $135 -> Out $159.50. $24.50 made in hours. Gonna buy a steak tonight to celebrate. 🎉

[Brandon @bjaxm]

@x_is_a_timesuck Cheers from Greer!