⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜.

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

... the odds ? what’s wrong with us actually hooking up ? we’ve kissed.

[𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 @SDN_Dispatcher]

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I don't even- wow, that's actually an insane thing to say

. . . But the odds of it happening could increase if you want it to
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[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

... we have only never hooked up because i thought you had ED. wow. rare chance ?

[𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 @SDN_Dispatcher]

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. . . In the rare chance of us ever hypothetically hooking up, I'm begging you to never say any of that shit. Please
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[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

god, this is awkward. it’s okay if you have erectile dysfunction, though.

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

i don’t know. i don’t even notice it happening. i go, um ... ‘let’s circle back to the last position!’ or ... ‘going forward, i’m onboard with you slapping my—’ ... uh.

[𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 @SDN_Dispatcher]

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Literally how would that even work though. . . How the fuck do you make corporate speak relate to sex
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[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

rumors have it that you have ED.

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

what ? i’m not ashamed of my shortcomings.

[𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 @SDN_Dispatcher]

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. . . I think I would have preferred believing it was just a rumor. Didn't need to confirm it
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[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

... i can’t help it. it just comes out. *̲😿

[𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 @SDN_Dispatcher]

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I heard Blazer uses corporate speak in bed. Just a rumor though
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[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

https://t.co/gPgjTQ60dL i JUST made my malevola acc and it was suspended immediately oh my god

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

https://t.co/gPgjTQ6y3j malevola huh.

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟ

[𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃. @LIVINGVAMPlRE]

( blonde blazer save me

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

‘i’ll be expecting your call, then.’ with that, she propelled and disappeared into the sky.

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀‘doctor’, she repeated, ‘nice to meet you too, doctor morbius. i believe everybody has a chance. don’t waste yours, now.’ with wind gathering around her frame, feet slowly levitating; sun directly behind.

[𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃. @LIVINGVAMPlRE]

"Doctor," he corrected, "Michael Morbius. Dr. Michael Morbius. Most people just call me Morbius." He took the golden card deftly between his middle and ring finger, slipping it with an adeptly quick and tempered hand-slip into his coat pocket.
"The pleasure is mine, dear Miss

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

heh heh. that, i can promise. *̲⭐️

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍💥ˎˊ˗ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ ‍ @mctvshs]

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as long as you keep your portions
a fair size.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍����ˎˊ˗ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ ‍ @mctvshs]

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@bjazers ﹕ copious amounts of
expensive alcohol.

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[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

... can you do a little twirl.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

yeah, i guess so. guess you just have to hold the non-corporate talk until after work like the rest of us.

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

you weren’t ... supposed to see that. it takes a lot for me to feel anything, is all.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

to be fair , ever since i watched you down a whole bottle of everclear like it was nothing ﹑ i thought you were cool .

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

two treats with nothing? alright.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍💥ˎˊ˗ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ ‍ @mctvshs]

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yes.
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[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

that’s great, because i love it when you say stuff.

[ً @impertitum]

I sure am, Blazer. Love saying stuff.

[𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑭 — 𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑭 .ᐟ @howlingdispatch]

@bjazers it's alright. you enjoy your night. if I have any questions, I'll shoot you a text.

[⁎ ‍❚݁ ‍ ‍𝙱. ᴸ 𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐑 ‍ ݁ ‍𓋲ͮ ‍ ‍‍⏜. @bjazers]

you were always the man with the plan. dinner? bar?

[𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭. @M3CHADISPATCHER]

Well, not really.

But I can come up with some.