Blake Van Laren

I don’t tweet anything, just here for the humor. Your local milkman. snap - bjon52

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

I just want someone who wants a dog and loves dogs as bad as me, is that too much to ask for?

[Swits🍍 @Swits123]

Everybody got them chapters they don’t read out loud. Well I don’t mind telling my dark times , it’s just I’m picky who gets to hear them.

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

@dordtuniversity

[Jilly Football @Jilly_Football]

Giving the kids a taste of their own medicine

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Can I transfer to Hogwarts?

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

@calvinvv1 So touching❤️

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

@calvinvv1 @K_Holtrop23 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Calvin and I discussing dad bods

Me: I have a better dad bod

Calvin: I got better man boobs, I have circumference @calvinvv1

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Lying gets you no where in life

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

You learn the most from sitting and having beers with the older generations

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

I hate myself for not watching game of thrones sooner

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Beer never broke my heart, but it broke my liver

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

College has gotten me to the point of having dreams about stressing about homework

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

@luukveening Worth more than anything college taught you

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

@Anna_DeHaan Sure thing fam

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Just wanna drive till I can’t anymore, and leave everything behind

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

I wish I grew up in the 80’s

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Dear gas companies,
If you could please lower your gas prices that would be great.

Sincerely, all broke college students

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Music is my therapy -NF

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Murray State to the final four

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Someone needs to cancel PETA

[PETA @peta]

#SteveIrwin was killed while harassing a ray; he dangled his baby while feeding a crocodile & wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today’s #GoogleDoodle sends a dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled to be left alone in their natural habitats.

[Blake Van Laren @bjon_52]

Can everyone shut up about politics for at least a year? Your candidate winning or losing is God’s plan, so stop complaining. You can try arguing with him but you won’t win🤷🏼‍♂️