Brett Jordan

don't wake me up i'm winning wars inside my head

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

@CurlingCanada @NSCurl @CurlBC @CurlingQuebec 💙💙💙

[Harvey’s @HarveysCanada]

Thursday mood log: Tim Horton’s smile cookie

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

Love going through the people you may know on Facebook and 95% of them are my regular liquor store customers.

[Tim Hortons @TimHortons]

Hey @deadmau5, Smile Cookies are back. Check out this remix. #SmileCookie

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

Best part about my job is casually eating an entire box of expired chocolates by myself on break... #noshame #lindt

[XBOX Canada @XboxCanada]

Happy New Year from all of us at Xbox Canada. RT for a chance to start 2018 off with a bang! 💚
For every RT milestone we hit, the grand prize will get bigger. Full #contest rules: https://t.co/bdWQcxfhY4

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

Hate when you're trying to meet up and buy something on Kijiji and the people just don't respond #doyouwantmymoney #guessnot

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

hey @TJAndretti remember when @kj0rd and i would do this 😂😂 https://t.co/C8pJ1KcqLE

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

@kj0rd sounds like something you would enjoy lol https://t.co/B4IxIgEnjF

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

I wonder if people with 902 tattoos realize PEI shares the same area code and we have 782 as an area code now... #dailythoughts

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

Listening to old people complain about tap pay on their credit/debit cards #shutup

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

It takes two seconds for anxiety to take control of you, and all the will power you have to overcome it #BellLetsTalk #anxietylife

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

Who the actual fuck wears slippers to the mall

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

#thatawkwardmoment when you're sitting waiting for a blood test and someone shared porn on their Facebook and you scroll past it #deleted

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

Vitamin #guinness is all I need

[Brett Jordan @bjordan6]

I think I got vitamin tanya at birth cuz I don't act like a jorxsan when I have a drink