Brian Johnson

Retired mathematician

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

The most annoying number in existence is five sixths. #sixths #tonguetwister

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

@AccuBatteryapp is my new favorite Android app! #AccuBattery

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

#80s #insults from elementary school: "Suck an egg." "Have a cow."

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

New hardest #wordle word: MUMMY.

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

Stealing Fat from the soundtrack to Fight Club is in #Locrian.

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

I'm trying to find pop songs in modes other than major and minor. Royals is Mixolydian. If You Seek Amy is partly minor, partly Phrygian. Please reply with others!

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

A 4 pound box of baking soda contains 3,016 eighth of a teaspoon servings.

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

The next stock market bubble is already happening: we are fancifully optimistic by pretending Trump is harmless.

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

Most animals metabolize, but felines catabolize.

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

The US stock market has lost $6 trillion in value because of Trump's trade war.

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

Three minutes to midnight is prime time on a 24 hour clock.

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I never do this, but this is important so please RT if you agree: It's not okay for my mobile provider to sell or give my mobile device location info to a 3rd party without at least a court order/subpoena. Background: https://t.co/1Qn2PBweoS and https://t.co/8paXnOKyvV

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

@BywaysCafe looking super festive for the head chef's 26th anniversary! :D

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It's a sad day for information security when an article by Bruce Schneier migrates all the way to the top of CNN's home page. https://t.co/OTWINX4vNm

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@realDonaldTrump Good commentary here. Worth reading. It's "better" to eat one Big Mac instead of two, just like it would be "better" to drop one nuclear bomb instead of two. https://t.co/E59TYptaMk

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Cashier at #acehardware just offered me a superposition of a bag and not a bag, which led to a brief exchange on the Copenhagen interpretation vs hidden variables.

[Brian Johnson @bjthinks0]

"The average human nose produces about a liter of mucus per day." Thanks, Wikipedia...

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Tonight's #FullMoon