Tim

he/him systems administrator #gentoo #macOS amateur embroiderer @[email protected]

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

"antigamente não tinha isso"

antigamente:

[Nexx @evil_scott]

It's true

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

Homophobes will literally tell a gay person to go kill themselves under a “happy pride” post on social media…. And in the same breath say “I don’t understand why they need a whole month?”

Because of YOU , bitch.

[Tim @tim1724]

@vampirecoffee They’ve correctly identified that hiring Dan is a very unique opportunity.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

You know it's bad for the British Museum when Turkey is siding with Greece 😅

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

USA funeral plates being sold at Walmart

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Gov. Gavin Newsom has announced California will be the first state in the nation to provide free diapers to newborns.

Families will receive 400 diapers when discharged from the hospital.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

"AI code is crap."

The shit your human engineers get up to:

[Rob Petrozzo @robpetrozzo]

The reason every startup has merch is because Apple perfected it from 1984-1987.

Now it’s all just logos on shirts (🗑️)

(Below: 1984 Mac M0001 Note Cube)

[Tim @tim1724]

@vampirecoffee Perhaps if you fed her she wouldn’t have to resort to a life of crime. Just saying.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

More than two years since California raised the fast food minimum wage to $20 an hour, a new study reports NO JOB LOSS and MINIMAL COST INCREASES.

Our commitment to both California workers and businesses powers the Golden State as the strongest economy in America.

[Darrell Root @DarrellRoot]

Random Steve Jobs related IT story:

Apple had a corporate directory hierarchy that was used for approvals. Every employee was linked to their boss, then their boss, and so on up the chain…until it reached employee ID #2 (Mr Jobs).

Many internal systems used that hierarchy for approvals: purchase requests, change requests, expense reports, personnel changes. Even corporate directory! They all used the same libraries, accessed the same databases, and terminated their tree traversal at ID #2.

In 2011 Mr Jobs’ entry was, sadly, removed from the database.

All those systems broke…simultaneously.

IT helpdesk even had trouble paging support because corporate directory was broken.

[Matt McManus @MattPolProf]

Yes. Everyone with sense did.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Was the bombing legal? no. but was it moral? also no. did they anticipate the Iranian response? not really. but did they at least manage their alliance relations? again no.

[Tim @tim1724]

@uncreativecat @vampirecoffee … by limiting the damage that dan can do

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

No offense but if we have attack Iran money I know we have pbs money

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Charles Dickens loved his cat so much, after it died he had its paw made into the handle of a letter opener with ‘In Memory of Bob 1862’ engraved on it.