Mary Eliska

Thrift fanatic. Totes profesh photog. Host of BAPcast on Apple Podcasts & Spotify

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@Im__Christian thanks, i was wondering!!

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@SlightlyRM @Bornakang that’s penne

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imagine your friend calls you at 1am to ask if their stranded friends can crash at your place and they show up and it’s the Bell/Shepards

[Page Six @PageSix]

Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard and their kids were left “stranded” after getting “kicked out” of the Logan International Airport in Boston. https://t.co/xWF3gYWTM0

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@CNN I really hate that y’all used the “mutilation of minors” line. It’s like when pro-lifers say “stop aborting at 9 months”. literally nobody is advocating for either of these things.

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@rojo_times @conquistadorof1 @TRHLofficial @CNN anorexia can be deadly. the only threat to trans people’s health and safety is people like you.

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@KagoMahlangu @drfeggit @Forever_gnuy heaven forbid a woman defy expectations

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@IHearTheShofar @metroadlib if you don’t read, just say that. or, better yet, don’t say anything.

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are dad jokes universal?

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@EverythingOOC

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nonfiction < BOATS

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this is why they leave the calendars to the firefighters

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Nearly three dozen police deputies have been ordered to come in for questioning to show their tattoos.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff Department is attempting to root out any officers who are members of deputy gangs.

The officers must also give up the names of any other deputies similarly sporting ink connecting them to the gangs.

The demand came Friday in a letter sent by county Inspector General Max Huntsman to 35 deputies suspected of being members of either the Executioners, which operates out of the Compton station, or the Banditos, which operates out of the East L.A. station.

The names of the deputies have not been released to the public, but Huntsman said they were a subset of the 41 deputies he identified as suspected gang members last year.

“The Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department conducted incomplete internal affairs investigations into the Banditos and Executioners, failing to identify all members.

This is a great start.

Police departments all over America should also look for

-Proud Boy tattoos
-Oath Keeper tattoos
-white supremacy symbols

Hopefully this is just the beginning.

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@WlTCHWELCH @PopCrave she been free

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@justtranter i am unwell

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@SpotifyUSA i love you and i’m glad you’re part of my life but i will take legal action against you if this is not sorted POST. FUCKING. HASTE.

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I’m sorry but someone needs to explain to me why the We Love You. album by Semi Precious Weapons is no longer available on @SpotifyUSA right niw. Like, right now, right now.

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@aarxnjamal @rhymeswithbeg came here to say this

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@RoxyTall so this isn’t a mother’s day post showing how you look kinda like your mom did at your age?

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@KohnyJidd @Gamr4hireOff @PicturesFoIder you were born shitting yourself and unable to read. glad the factory settings have worked out for you tho

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@DirectorPHARB @dehenry10 @KCTV5 @EmilyRittman i was literally sitting here waiting for something questionable to happen and y’all can’t even be fr. wasting my damn time.

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@DaUltraBeast too precious!