Bob Karaban

Software Engineering Manager at Meta.

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

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[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

It’s free comic book day!! Grab your kids and go nerd out.

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

Does everyone with heated passenger seats use it as a food warmer while bringing home carry out?

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

Will it be a US holiday or World Cup that brings twitter totally down??

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it further.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

Excited for this event next week - if you are near Bellevue WA, come check out the Data Distribution @ Meta event. https://t.co/YNSSrlexHQ

[NASA @NASA]

Looking for a bedtime story?

A video of @AstroMarshburn reading out loud from Goodnight Moon aboard the @Space_Station will be featured today at 7pm ET (23:00 UTC) during the Crayola and HarperKids “Read Along, Draw Along” event: https://t.co/KoW3GvuZfU

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

Reminder today is free comic book day. Take your kids and raise some geeks!

[Sparty @TheRealSparty]

Hello there #MayThe4thBeWithYou @AbramsSkyNotes

[David Ebbo @davidebbo]

Wife: I'm getting an error on https://t.co/sjbOQ7lCna
Me: sweet, I implemented that error screen!

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

It's ridiculous that Americans are fine with healthcare being tied to employment. Tying healthcare to employment is saying your life only matters as long as your labour is useful.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

To the free people of the world!

We feel your support. We see your demonstrations with our flags. We hear your chants. This helps us fight the horrific Russian evil.

Ukraine holds its ground ✊

We. Will. Not. Fall.

#StandWithUkraine

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

When your kids can’t quite remember the gifts to 12 days of Christmas and you start to agree who needs French hens when you could get 3 rubber ducks instead.

[MSU @michiganstateu]

Sweater weather. ❄️

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

I have a bogus feeling about this…

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

@theRoBoat Good idea…. Oh wait I think I misunderstood…

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

Me: reading websites for gift ideas for my wife…
Website: kettlebells, Fitbit, Instapot, Roomba…
Me:

[Bob Karaban @bkaraban]

My 6 year old just blamed the parents for making her room a mess. Like I’m skipping work meetings and playing toys up there all day.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock.

Do you support this?