Kim Carlbäcker

Ex-GitLabber. Stating the obvious, my opinions are my own. And I might share NSFW every now and then 🙄

[BEAR @C4R3Bear]

@mullvadnet

[Kim Carlbäcker @bkcsoft]

This... So much fucking this... 😒

[tldrjack @tldrjack]

Facetiming without headphones should be a criminal offence

If you don't have headphones with you, don't hold your phone at arms length to facetime, just make a regular call

[Birdie @Birdie_Crew]

Biljettsläpp! (På riktigt)

https://t.co/tyxExlvLUw

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

GPT-5: can perfectly build any website

GPT-6: can build and run a company

GPT-7: passes Turing test

GPT-8: overthrows world governments

GPT-9: fails to understand how Jira is supposed to work, gives up, asks humans for help

[Liam @ GamingOnLinux 🐧🎮 @gamingonlinux]

It’s not greed to take a sponsor. Every creator has to eat and pay bills. Especially true when you have other people to pay. Don’t be like this. Be better.

[JS0N Haddix @Jhaddix]

Please, new bug bounty hunters and hackers:

If you contribute to the community or iterate on research I applaud you 👏👏👏

BUT

If your research/tool/list is taken from another place;

⚠️CITE THEM IN YOUR PROJECT. ⚠️

Give a quick shoutout. SOMETHING.

[Kim Carlbäcker @bkcsoft]

Finally a good use case for ChatGPT 😅

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

1960s: "COBOL will let non-programmers make the software!"

1980s: "4GLs will let non-programmers make the software!"

2000s: "UML will let non-programmers make the software!"

2020s: "AI will let non-programmers make the software!"

[Kim Carlbäcker @bkcsoft]

Also for login. The point of a password manager is to NOT have to learn the password by having to enter it manually every single fucking time 😒

[Cher Scarlett 🌌 @cherthedev]

Please stop disabling copy and paste in web forms!!!

I didn't get paid today because I mistyped the routing number for my checking account. I have a slight dyslexia and displace characters ALL OF THE TIME and see them as correct.

Also: show the name of the bank.

[Kim Carlbäcker @bkcsoft]

@ChilliDoor @suprememoocow Similar where I am, translates to "required extensive repairs daily" 😐

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Computer scientists trying and failing to communicate with the police lmao

[Liam @ GamingOnLinux 🐧🎮 @gamingonlinux]

Normalize playing on “easy” mode just for fun, not to add to the stress of life.

[Tory Bruno @torybruno]

@Peter_J_Beck Of course you are. Unfortunately, we are forced to be banana bilingual, frozen in time at the moment of that little disagreement in 1776, caught between our Dad, Great Britain and New Friend, France...

[Kim Carlbäcker @bkcsoft]

@t4cc0re

[Kim Carlbäcker @bkcsoft]

@frankichiro That one should say "temporarily up" when it actually _does_ work 😅

[Bluelan Skyrau @SemrauDylan]

Flat earthers: "ITS ALL CGI!!"
NASA's CGI:

[Kim Carlbäcker @bkcsoft]

@t4cc0re Good choice. Seen too many people (in the discord) print their parts in PET-G/nylon and have it melt or warp over time 😐