Brett Kelsey

Des Moines, iA

[Brett Kelsey @bkelsey32]

@187FRANKC 😂😂

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@187FRANKC 💀

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@elonmusk I’ll bet a Tesla on zucky.

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The @SUBWAY by my house will just ignore that you want your sandwich toasted if you order it to go on the app. Three times now.

@jerseymikes would never treat me this way.

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@inky_promise They got soccer leagues. Go sign up for one.

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@Warzone_Loadout Wow

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@elonmusk when’s the Tesla phone expected to come out? Do I upgrade my iPhone or just wait for this thing big dawg.

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@187FRANKC

[DSM Police Scanner 🎆 @ScannerDSM]

Fight: 700 E 5th. Caller says a Crow Tow driver is being attacked by 7 people.

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@MzPwOoDs You can be the most ripe, sweetest peach in the world… And some people just don’t like peaches.

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This city is way too small.

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Twitter was way more fun when Hunter Moore was online.

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Ja getting bizzy in the 4th.

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I gotta stop letting shit go so easy. They know what they were doing when they did it.

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@187FRANKC Hahahaha wow.

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@187FRANKC Bromance.

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Pusha T is the most slept on. I know he’s big. But he should be so much bigger. Monster.

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Cool thing about being a felon is they won’t ask me to join the military.

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@baby_afunky Next celebrity boxing match

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@187FRANKC Lies. I cleared out garbage bags full of stuffed animals single-handed

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Patrick Mahomes’s little brother makes it hard to want the Chiefs to win.