TheShrike

In the beginning was the Word. Then came the fucking word processor. Then came the thought processor. Then came the death of literature. And so it goes-D.S.:HYP

[TheShrike @bklinger62]

@MuslimIQ @llholcomb Everyone needs to go to their grandparents house, and change the channel on the tv.

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Israel has kidnapped the sister of the president of Ireland.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The Trump-Netanyahu war is not just about Iran.

Israel's Defense Minister says, “The fate of southern Lebanon will be the same as that of Gaza.”

2,702 people have been killed there, 1.6 million displaced and dozens of villages destroyed.

NO MORE U.S. MILITARY AID TO NETANYAHU.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.

The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started.

Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Last night, Israeli forces intercepted and boarded a humanitarian aid flotilla bound for Gaza in international waters off the coast of Greece — unlawfully detaining more than 175 people, including several New Yorkers.

My team has been in direct contact with State and Federal partners as we work to confirm the whereabouts and conditions of these New Yorkers.

This is a brazen violation of international law. Those detained must be released.

[FakaktaSouth @FakaktaSouth]

Have the Mets considered bringing back cocaine?

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

They have called us back at midnight to cast a secret vote to reauthorize FISA while America sleeps. A yes vote gives Trump more power to surveil Americans.
Every Democrat must vote no. Everyone who loves the constitution must vote no.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani just made history.

New York’s first-ever pied-à-terre tax — an annual fee on luxury properties worth $5M+ owned by people who don’t even live here.

Ken Griffin bought a $238M penthouse in NYC.

He doesn’t live here. It sits empty.

While working New Yorkers can’t afford rent.

That changes today. $500M annually — straight to childcare, clean streets, and safer neighborhoods.

This is what governing for people looks like.

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

🚨ICE has abducted a Nashville reporter. Every press colleague should be outraged. Our colega must be released immediately. https://t.co/qWRKn9tqhF

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

A panel of independent experts found the existence of a “global criminal enterprise” and “crimes against humanity” with regard to Epstein’s pedophilia trafficking operation.

There were over 1,000 victims.

How many men has @AGPamBondi held accountable? ZERO.

Bondi must resign.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Cool story. On a related note, here's a pic of The Atlantic's owner with Ghislaine Maxwell.

[TheShrike @bklinger62]

@ayetorious Fat kicker=disgruntled high school qb

[Justin Pugh @JustinPugh]

If he throws a TD I’ll give away a signed Giants Jersey to someone that likes and retweets this.

Go @Giants

[South Park @SouthPark]

A little behind the scenes.

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

I just cut up four slim Jim’s into a mixing bowl of captain crunch, heavy cream and bourbon, topped with mini marshmallows because….you know why.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

[Tomas Nido @tnido24]

Let’s fucking goooo!!!!! @Lindor12BC CLUTCH!!!!! WOW!!! #MVP

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

LFGM!!!!!!

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Howie Rose’s call of Pete Alonso’s go-ahead homer in the 9th is EPIC 🗣️

[TheShrike @bklinger62]

@SecDef