We all know in 1776, I gifted 51% of humanity's Liberty to America. It was airlifted from Heaven by 13 glorious bald eagles. Which I then righteously shot from the sky with an AR-15. They landed in what is now the forever-blessed capitals of the 13 colonies.
There I said it.
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Australia's PM Scott Morrison says, “The harder (people) work, the more they earn, (and) the more they keep of what they earn.”
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What was your most random celebrity encounter? I once saw Patrick Stewart waiting for the F train in Brooklyn... I went, Yooooo!! Check you out keeping it real! And in that mellifluous voice he went, “Well, thank you”...