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@JacintaNgobese @Thapz__ @MbalulaFikile Shaya ngasekhanda!

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@mokgethi_lenosh I think everyone, if they can ever afford it, should visit South Africa.

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting.

He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”.

That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money.

He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”.

He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”.

Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”.

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[Mami Amah 🎀 @ItsAmaAdoma]

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@Sweduke007 @MGoodnessr

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@Vuittots @feziledhlamini_ Congratulations 🍾

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[Ifure Usen @real_Ifyarts]

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Shadows of the evening II

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@tfmakena @LeratoPillayZA 🤞🏿 go watch Runaway by Kanye

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[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

Werner Francois Smith has been defrauding SARS for DECADES‼️

He sets up shallow online learning platforms offering lousy certifications through fake learnerships advertised on Facebook/WhatsApp, targeting desperate unemployed youth.

He registers numerous shell companies via CIPC, lures participants with promises of free or low-effort online courses/certifications (often 12-month programs) and pays them a small monthly stipend of around R400 for “data allowance.”

Youth submit their full personal documents (IDs, bank details, etc.) for “registration,” unaware that these are used to falsely list them as proper employees earning much higher salaries on payroll records.

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

You can’t watch Totts work and not be inspired. Doesn’t compromise when it comes to his brand. What a gent. 👏

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That’s it. I tried shem, I’m calling it a day. Ngzobona kahle ksasa.

[T S H E P O @TshepoJeans]

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[Noor @noorrietje]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

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@Teabag_Moleya It’s in the Bag already. 😤