Black Samuri

London 🇬🇧, Rome 🇮🇹, and New York 🇺🇸 Be a Janelle in a world full of Nicoles.

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I love it when @baasitsiddiqui wears shorts on Gogglebox! 🥰

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@KChenoweth @jonmchu @wickedmovie Look who’s trying to make it all about herself again. Get over yourself, ya MAGA has been. Worry about trying to keep the doors of your own flop of a show open.

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@Sinfulskin2 Nope - but I generally no longer trust any politician of any party.

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@LivLaugh44

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@KChenoweth @wickedmovie @idinamenzel @nbc

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@herotimeszero Cunts.

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@MAGAVoice She looks like a whore because... well...

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@LindseyGrahamSC

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@SusanSp4 @Ronxyz00 To say nothing of the nuclear bombs to get rid of hurricanes or injecting light and bleach into your veins to rid yourself of COVID. Very stable genius.

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@Maga_Trigger Yeah, but I don't know if he gets the credit for that.

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@RepBoebert

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@EBraeden @Bob_E_Roberts Dougie is MAGA, though. I guess it’s admirable that you can be close to people who hold such wildly different political views. You’re a better man than I.

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I’d pay @benshephard £70 for a hour of cuddles, tbh. #thismorning

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Turandot at @WrStaatsoper was just stunning and so brilliantly done; but why, oh why did @tenorkaufmann and #AsmikGrigorian just stop singing in the finale for the live broadcast. Devastated there’s not a full recording now. This is why people bootleg. ☹️

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@baasitsiddiqui has the sexiest legs. 😍 #Gogglebox

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@ChrisCuomo If you’ll be shirtless for these FaceTime sessions, count me in!! I’d donate for sure! ❤️

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@Therealeveplumb @cinemasociety

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@AleesiaLJohnson @IPSSchools What could possibly change that would make it safe to drive to school in the morning? This is pretty inconsiderate to those of us who may or may not need to find child care. 🤨

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@Danbelson I also want to know if she’s lost the ability to sweat.

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@backinmobay @funder Neither the Queen nor any member of the royal family have made any statement about the interview, therefore no one is believing Meghan over anyone. Get a grip.