90% of ecom brands running Facebook ads are getting f*cked by Zuck
Not breaking even. They're getting f*cked.
So I put together the exact benchmarks by niche, the 5 reasons your ads are failing, and how to fix each one.
RT + comment "ADS" and I'll send it.
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I’ve filtered down 150 CRO hacks that solve 90% of the CRO issues I see over and over again in client stores.
If you’re missing these on your site and trying to optimize somewhere else?
BIG Mistake
Here's how I built this list (actually, a bigger one) that helped my clients make an extra +$50k per month :
1/ As a CRO expert, I didn’t want to waste time hunting down the same errors with every new client.
Before this checklist, I was:
- Wasting 2+ days per client rebuilding the same CRO list from data
- Sometimes forgetting the most crucial basic tests
- Repeating the same audits manually
That’s why I made this checklist.
2/ I sat down and went through every CRO test I had used, studied, or bookmarked over the past few years.
- Spent 10+ hours digging through client work and test results
- Reviewed 400+ CRO ideas from past audits and playbooks
- Kept only what worked across multiple stores
- Added notes from real wins (and fails), not from theory
Every test was a datapoint for this checklist.
3/ I didn’t want this to be another bloated list full of “nice-to-haves.” So I've filtered for only the core tests. I had to create a system to filter them.
- Prioritized tests by impact, clarity, and ease of use
- Cut anything that didn’t show consistent results
- Focused only on what’s repeatable across stores
The goal was to make every test worth my time.
4/ I trimmed the list, but 150 tests is still a lot. I needed a way to find the right ones fast.
So I turned the raw list into a practical tool:
- Organized everything by page type: from homepage to checkout
- Added test status labels so it’s easy to manage
- Added a quick-start guide so I could jump in without overthinking it
It was finally something I could use fast, share easily, and trust to work.
5/ I use this on every client project. It’s so reliable, I trained my AI agent to follow it. Now I’ve packaged it all into a plug-and-play system you can start using today.
- CRO Checklist for every page
- User guide for simplicity of use
- Easily worth $5,000+ in consulting fees
If you want to save 40+ hours of trial and error and focus on tests that can add $50K/month, this checklist is for you.
For the next 24 hours, it's free.
Why 24 hours? Because I don't want my competitor to have it.
👉 RT+ Like & Comment "150"
And I'll DM it to you.