blackpartycat

#comedy is my bag and I like to sit in it.
I am a #writer and a #standupcomic

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Oops... I forgot- I’m supposed to be all knowing - regarding the US governments power now. Stay with me , folks- I’m working on it.

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@GordonRamsay That looks like the worst pizza I’ve ever seen #newyork

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@GordonRamsay
Hell’s Kitchen -front of Caesars Palace LV - Salmon - Shrimp - Caesar salad and Mac n Cheese
Very mediocre for the price. My own singed salmon and grilled shrimp are much better. And you should talk to Austria about Mac n cheese. So- Gordon- do you not eat there?

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@JimGaffigan I’ve done that before- ha ha.

[USCCDF @usccdf]

Have we lost our nation?
Or are ‘We the People’ going to peacefully get it back. We can hold them accountable for Treason. It’s time to keep moving forward like a shark and do what is Just and Right. Otherwise, die as a Republic. And be a tyrannical Monarchy.
#notgettingaway

[USCCDF @usccdf]

Not since the rise of Hitler has an evil leader gained so much power and honor.
Thank you Senators. We now know exactly who to charge with Treason.
#notgettingaway

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@JimGaffigan I am now trying to find a crowded theatre to yell ‘Fire!’ In-
But I can’t find one!
#thankspandemic

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@GovRonDeSantis The reason you are only vaccinating seniors by Executive order- instead of health pros, teachers, and responders
Is because you want them to survive long enough to vote for you a second time- it’s not gonna happen Loser!

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@zachbraff Just one breast has more brains than #Trump ‘s whole family.

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@zachbraff @birbigs @jaketapper I must clarify-that FOX news
Does the same exact thing-probably more censorship-then Facebook or Twitter- and they are all companies-
..the Free Press!!! And you want a more Hitler / Stalin approach- to control
All media within the propaganda of the current leadership-?

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@zachbraff @birbigs @jaketapper Facebook and Twitter are individual companies with the same Constitutional rights to free speech- as their owners and CEO’s see fit- just like FOX news
Censors are always allowed—to deny any legitimate democratic news from CNN or BBC or anyone else!

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@realDonaldTrump Dear Mr. Trump
You can’t kill Mr. Michigan. To make him refuse. He is not a person. It is a State.
One of 50- if you can count that high.

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@RyanAFournier The fact that a Senator has a half a million dollars to give away- shows us how corrupt and disgusting our government has become- pure Evil!

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@realDonaldTrump You will Lose!

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@kathygriffin @realDonaldTrump Bill Cosby wants to be your roommate-
#qualudeflavoredjellopudding

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@JuddApatow This just in:
#Fly ordered into quarantine!

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@KevinSchini @realjeffreyross Omg! Now that fly has Covid!
Everybody Run!!
#AmityvilleHorror

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@donlemon God is showing #theAmericanpeople
That he is a demon. Did anyone see the #AmityvilleHorror ?

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@HamillHimself “Don’t be afraid of Covid! Don’t let it dominate your life!” And if it happens to kill you-because you can’t get the antibody cocktail that I got- don’t let it dominate your death!” #TrumpCovid

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!