Blackrock Jock

Geese alum ‘09 (blow), Aspiring private equity principal, world war 3 (housing bubble) survivor, don’t fuck with me I will sue your ass then buy you

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Just looked over at this dude walking in the sidewalk over from me. We locked eyes and started to speed walk race. That was goated

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Ummm… Yes?

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Thank you Stone Gomberg for this fabulous weather

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@portillos50 Silence is violence✊🏿

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If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

#RIPRopeShoota

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@portillos50 Portillos,

Please check snap. Utter importance.

Jocko

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The vibe I’m on for Mahoney Fortyhands tonight #waoooo

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Slide palace for celebratory gator tails #chompchomp

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Who got bigger twitter fingers - LT boys or April??

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Walter Clayton Jr that’s where DOC went to high school right

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@BringBackChief_ Don’t bring that within an 100 yard radius of Schultz

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April crash outs bring Dra cash outs!💰💵 #NIL #beatthecase

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@portillos50 Ever since the closing of Joe’s alley I’ve bearish

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@portillos50 @shtillo I should introduce you two I think you’d get along well

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Did someone make Stephen Berger burner or is that actually him

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Just made a Venmo transaction with @QuigbyLamichael and my credit score dropped 300 points😐

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@NuzzOnDaHuzz @QuigbyLamichael Here’s the game plan:

- Gather your boys for a nutty pregame in a courtyard somewhere in senior land with beer bong, shotski, a keg, and taaka for old times sake (grill out for extra points)
- As you leave you put on your best cologne (Sex Panther) for that special someone later

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@NuzzOnDaHuzz @QuigbyLamichael - You and him walk inside the door, plop on the couch, and you and your boy fall asleep to the “Car Pool Lane” episode from season 4 of Curb Your Enthusiasm, exhausted from the fantastic night that you just experienced🤝

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@NuzzOnDaHuzz @QuigbyLamichael - As he walks up, he tells you “well NUZZLER, it’s not how you start - it’s how you finish.” You both immediately shotgun the beer and hug eachother, continuously saying, “I fuckin love you bro. Seriously, I fuckin love you”