pillow haver 🇵🇸

soup season is all the time

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

ah..... an emotion.......

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Bf threatening to get a mustache tattoo on his fonger

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

He is not food motivated enough 😢

[Mr. Well Behaved 🇵🇸 @genius_smartest]

My gf is having trouble crate training me

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i'm lowkey not surviving modelland

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

I was tricked

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

(alyssa edwards voice) Backrooms?

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

In a prison of my own making (I am surrounded by boxes bc I am moving)

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

i cant talk to anyone im in timeout they took everything from me

[feench 🐦 🔜 SABF @feenchiebirb]

go my mold spore

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Landlords……..

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

I am allergic to being killed

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Bank just emailed me to let me know they’re killing me

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

neighbor is sitting on her porch smoking a cig blasting Dirrty by Christina Aguilera. queen

[garshmo @garshmo]

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Buying these for my 30 year old chud son is the only way he will shower #parenting #greatestjoy

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Followed immediately by Kidz Bop Ordinary

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Opening my windows on this beautiful day to hear Kidz Bop Pink Pony Club followed immediately by Kidz Bop Uptown Funk

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Ok Siri,

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Another: just the word STRAIGHT

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Hate when you’re driving and see a good vanity plate and have no time to take a picture

[pillow haver 🇵🇸 @blackteabanshee]

Another: UGOTALIV