Andrea M

fatal de lo mío

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

What is a dad but someone you can no longer have any meaningful communication with but whose death will irrevocably destroy you

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[David Suárez @DavidSuarez_V]

“Mis tatuajes tienen una historia INCREÍBLE detrás”

La historia en cuestión: “Me he tatuado un león porque los leones son valientes y fuertes y yo me estoy sacando una oposición”

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls

[Maya Pixelskaya @Pixelskaya]

The good old days = Las épocas en que no tienes instalado Idealista

[taoki @justalexoki]

sorry to say but being vegan is probably morally superior actually

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

the part about early internet experience they forget to mention is the part where you go outside and not use a computer for most of the day

[interpretation @materialcritic]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

If a man says he will fix something, he will! There’s no need to remind him every 6 months.

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[andrés @__Florentino]

Creo que la gente motorizada no es consciente de cuanto soy capaz de dejarme atropellar para demostrar que el que tengo paso soy yo

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is a preview of how we’ll die mid-surgery

[BRIOCHE @BrioEnfurecida]

Es hoy

[tunafish in my kota @jinji_boolin]

employability as an affirmation. we are so so finished

[Leonor Cervantes @_leonera_]

✨ volvemos a encontrarnos, septiembre ✨

[chami @namiindustrial]

mientras yo este trabajando ningun cliente va a tener la razón