Wolfram Blakesley

Wolfram RK900, New Jericho private detective who puts androids first. DM with inquiries. | #DBHRP #ViQRP

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

"If you want something done right, do it yourself."

> Indie Deviant Prototype RK900 313 248 317-84 "Wolfram"
> Closed 'verse w/ AUs, but multiverse banter
> 21+ writer
> No ship/NSFW
> #RKBlakesleyFam
> #DBHRP #MVRP

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

Curiosity mounts.

🙂

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

That would be interesting. Our Connor and Anderson might like to meet him.

Um. Thank us both?

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

Is it good? You might need them around to keep you sane and grounded in reality. Your reality, I mean.

Oh. That's nice. Thank you.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

I'll just say it's bad enough that I trust very few people I don't know for sure to be from my own universe.

But you seem okay. Thank you for that.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

I come here to check for updates about my hobbies and I regret it every time.

I share this sentiment.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

At least that much is the same across universes...

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

As previously stated--quite certifiable.

It's like pigs grew wings and took flight.

I really would rather be sleeping right now.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

Why, simply because we look human, do people expect--even insist--that we're analogous and even identical to them in other ways?

It's almost enough to make me want to spend my days in bare chassis. Unfortunately, Fox has instilled too much vanity in me for that. I like my hair.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

At least in our universe, that is most certainly not the case. It's very different data sent along different pathways and interpreted differently. We do not experience pain or pleasure, and as we do not procreate, we have no /desire/ to engage in such--activities.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

@houndofdetroit I asked first.

You know my mind won't quiet down some nights.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

You were human, once. You've an excuse for those--strange human urges lingering. That at least explains half of it.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

@Knife_Kevin_ Your universe is certifiable. The entire thing.

I'll try, provided this doesn't haunt me. Goodnight.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

This is the worst thing I've seen all day.

There's nothing sexual about the ports in our necks. Keep them clear, clean, and dry, and closed when not in use for charging or data transfer. What is wrong with this other universe?

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

Wolf will call a truce to help--

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

Oh look, same gun--

They're evenly matched. The stage is set.

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

Wolfy's got an uzi.

A water gun uzi, of course. What other kind?

[Wolfram Blakesley @blackwolf_RK900]

@bravefox_RK900 @whitefox_RK900 @wolfguard_RK900 @lilwolf_RK900 Present and accounted for. Low's at work but I just saw him earlier today. He was fine, too.

Love you. Hurry home.