Connor Blakesley

DPD detective, big brother, dog person, proud turncoat. Making amends and changing the world one day at a time. 🎵Hold on, just a little while longer.🎶 | #ViQRP

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

"I used to be so awkward. I still am, but I used to be, too."

> Indie Deviant RK800 313 248 317-51 "Connor"
> Closed 'verse w/ AUs, but multiverse banter
> 21+ writer
> Taken, no NSFW
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[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

The birthday wishes all over twitter are nice and all, but they're about a week late. 🤔

Wait, does that mean I'm older than the other Connors? Hell yeah!

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

Hey, yeah, that happened to me too! And yes. Lieutenant Anderson. Huh. Weird.

And then I only teased him a LITTLE and he followed me into the evidence room to pull a gun on me. A little retaliation was justified!

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

I--yeah. At least once. But, and now I don't know about you, I've returned the favor on at least one occasion. Fair's fair.

It happens to the best of us. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

Worth a small fortune, even.

That's the spirit.

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

At your service! 👍🏻

I'd like to say you get used to it around here but--you really don't. And I don't want to lie. So, uh, chin up? 😬

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

Wow. And they made me sound like... a smoker, or something. I don't know what's with my default voice. And why? When we can perfectly synthesize any voice? We just can't catch a break, can we?

I do believe you ask the more pertinent question. And the answer is--shocker--hell no.

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

Oh, jolly good, and all that. Why not a British one this time? Keep things fresh. 😬

Is it ever LATE enough for this? That is the question.

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

So it seems, my alternate-dimensional fraternal twin. So it seems. 😬

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

@blackwolf_RK900 And that answers your question, too.

I'm also just a ghost, as usual. 👻

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

RA9 save my baby brother. 😬

I'd say I want to protect his innocence, but it's not like he doesn't know about all that. It's more like, protect his sanity.

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

There's another Connor? Who's an android, making mention of a Hank and everything? But doesn't have my face.

I've seen "me"s with different bodies, but this is new. What is the multiverse doing?

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

@blackwolf_RK900 Why are YOU awake?

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

It's 1:30am. Am I going to have to go drag Low in to bed by his ear or something?

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

I've been staring at this case file and not absorbing it for

...Too long. 😬

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

Would you rather go to a club, house party, or a small get together of 4 or 5 friends? — A small get together with just my family and friends and girl, but that's enough of us to count as a house party so I'm not sure how to categ… https://t.co/uTIVMw8dEw

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

I guess everyone has to start sometime, somewhere? Better late than never? I don't know. Some sort of canned response because those make up 90% of my social vocabulary.

Good man! 👍🏻 This face knows its place, you might say.

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

That's... usually a good sign? I think? I don't know. I've only seriously done this once. 😬 And Ames reports mixed results from her prior relationships.

Of course! It's nature! I'm just an android; I don't fuck with nature. I stay in my lane.

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

You're in for a ride!

Literally a league of their own. But yeah, that's fair.

Granted, in our case, most rodents we will happily feed frozen-thawed to Amy's snake. So maybe I can't claim to be on the rodents' side here. 😬

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

Pick my SSDs why don't you: https://t.co/HFWwe2xXbj

[Connor Blakesley @houndofdetroit]

Good luck. 👍🏻

Oh, boy, you've got it bad. I know how that is. 😬

I have a soft spot for bats, though I've never met one. Doesn't help that people think they're rodents--which are also cute; the plague gave /them/ a bad rap.