Jeff Norblade

Have a Coke and a Smile!

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[🦅 Eagle Wings 🦅 @CRRJA5]

THIS IS THE MOST EPIC VIDEO YOU’LL SEE TODAY.
A U.S. Army paratrooper flying the massive American flag like a damn cape right over the Lincoln Memorial and National Mall at sunset. Old Glory dominating the D.C. skyline.
Freedom isn’t just words — it’s this level of badass.
This is America.
🔥 Drop a 🇺🇸 if you’re proud. Repost to wake people up.

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@JayTC53 @stephenasmith WELL SAID!!!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@NCAASoftball @HuskerSoftball Very nice! You and your team have been fun to watch!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@hulse_angie 1) does it really matter? And why drag a good thing through the mud. 2) the internet can be a helpful tool. Go back and read where RRevelle was under investigation.

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@HuskerMGym @HuskerVB @InsideGym @Gymnastics_Now @bigten How fun. Way support other Huskers!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@PLSouthGBB @coachocinko @Tate_Norblade @kerrigan520 Love this!!!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@becky_medeck @MedeckAddison Congratulations! Keep on cleaning the glass - windex style!!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@OurSf49ers So cool. Congrats Roger. Well deserved!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@PLSouthGBB @MedeckAddison @PLS_activities Congrats Windex! Keep it rolling!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@PLSouthGBB @MedeckAddison Addison - Windex - Medeck. Way to go! Congrats!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@PLSouthGBB @PLS_activities @HochsteinNicole Nice job Noelle! Way to distribute the rock! Congrats!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@PLSouthGBB @jenna_stenger @PLS_activities @HochsteinNicole Congrats Jenna! It was fun to watch!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@PLSouthGBB @PLS_activities @PMS_Titans Way to support girls! Great team picture!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

Dear Husker fans, i am watching Indiana dismantle Alabama, much to my delight. Please stop your whining after our bowl game! Bama is get pummeled!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@Huskermax Good - looking for ways to get better. Personally I am in my 7th role and territory change in the last 7 years by the same company. Husker changes should be welcomed as the game and NIL evolve.

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

Zero respect for the Huskers to pass the ball down the field and loosen up the defense.

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

Set the edge. Outside contain! Fill inside out. 3 very BASIC principles! Lets GO NEBRASKA!!!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

My hope is all this chatter from the Nebraska Sports reporters about coach Rhule does NOT become a distraction to our team and game this week!!!

[Jeff Norblade @blade33_jeff]

@ClayTravis is anyone speaking about the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. How are they supposed to deal with this while the city has rioters.