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The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
A complicated lady. Avi by Paul X. Johnson. @slackjawhumor, @pointsincase, @csmonitor, The Funny Times. More funny at
Near the Tannhauser gate.
Joined August 2010
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The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
over 9 years ago
[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL] You know what we need? An otter you can't fucking trust.
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
about 1 hour ago
I still canโt get over that people are falling in love with computers. This isnโt Bladerunner.
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
about 15 hours ago
[I hear incredibly exotic bird song] Merlin bird ID app: Robin
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
about 15 hours ago
Iโd rather have bird legs than moth balls.
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Pilot. Mancub. Liar. ๐ธ๐คavi by @fro_vo / header by @marfsalvador https://t.co/6bJSdwHf8w
Lord James Alvarez
@ObscureGent
Writer of the @theObscureGents comics| Brother, friend, creative partner to @ObscureAaron | Podcast @PlainZeroShow IG/TikTok/YouTube: ObscureGent
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
about 16 hours ago
@AngrySkycrane
I tried to do the same thing and realized I HATE Charlie
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Cat Damon
@CornOnTheGoblin
1 day ago
[gf sees me putting towels down before sex] incase i cry
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Hunter Biden
@HunterBiden
1 day ago
@Kenneth_Belkin
Do I look like Iโm a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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DOJA CAT
@DojaCat
1 day ago
hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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Dammit Bits
@DammitBits
2 days ago
I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.
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Ricky Hollywood
@victim_burn77
1 day ago
We should call incels the unpussied like when we changed the name for the homeless
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mariana Z
@mariana057
1 day ago
Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
about 16 hours ago
Geena Davis is 70 years old. Iโm gonna need a minute.
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
1 day ago
How did the inventor of the vacuum know weโd be cleaning in the dark.
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
1 day ago
Iโm in a Terrence Malick film
blade_funner's tweet video.
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Nature Unedited
@NatureUnedited
4 days ago
At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
NatureUnedited's tweet video.
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Reskoโ
@Bloke_Baz
3 days ago
Can't believe itโs already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
3 days ago
Platner is an โoyster farmerโ wink wink, nudge nudge.
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
4 days ago
@JoJoFromJerz
@rachelholtmusic
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Lisa
@lisathebeauty1
6 days ago
Why does everyone else's perfume linger for hours and mine disappears in 10 minutes.
blade_funner
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Meacham
@MeachamDr
6 days ago
Itโs like a meth family moved inโฆ.
The Notorious B.E.V. ๐
@blade_funner
6 days ago
If the neighbor gets grass clippings on my newly spread mulch there will be police involvement.
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