Dark Matter Blade

...Hello. My name..? ...Blade. | A proud Meta-Knight. | (They/it) | Parody account run by @SadSpider_

[Dark Matter Blade @blademostdark]

@WaddleMonarch Ah, I see... my apologies. I can relate to such a kinship.

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@WaddleMonarch ...So he is accusing you... of stealing his men...

And you are accusing him... of taking yours..?

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@Maiden_of_Dark . . .

Right.

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@Maiden_of_Dark I do not speak of such.

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@WaddleMonarch ...A war..?

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...This is... unexpected.

Hello..?

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@Maiden_of_Dark ...

...Poison.

[Dark Matter Blade @blademostdark]

@MatterGooey Do not get yourself trapped in an invisible box.

Stay safe.

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What.

[Max @rabbitty_thing]

Thank you to Bosco's Inconvenience for having a surplus of disguises to pilfer!

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@MatterGooey ...

Go forth, dear brother.

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@MatterGooey W-

What is a mime-

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@MatterGooey ...What.

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@MatterGooey ...Gooey, who is this... strange, rabbit-like creature..?

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@kirbystar20 ...

What is Gooey, then..?

[Dark Matter Blade @blademostdark]

Stay vigilant.

Do not trust the fairy in white and red.

She has been led astray... by false promises.

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@MatterGooey ...

That sounds wonderful, Brother.

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@MatterGooey ..?

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@MatterGooey Thank you.

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@MatterGooey ...

Brother... I do not want you hurt.

...If you must see her... I must insist that I accompany you, in the event things go awry.

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@MatterGooey I do not trust them.

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@MatterGooey I do not trust her enough to let you go on your own.