Bladin' Plough

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Carole King Hit's?!!?? More like Carole Coward Punch's
smh 😪

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@verynormalman I thought Jimmy is just Jim's failson who can't be bothered mowing lawns

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Shakespearian voice: my fidget spinner is jamned

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My fidget spinner is jammed!

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I liked their range! Now I don't know what to do...
I have 2 separate discographies to deal with, wish I could go back in time..

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I just realised stereophonics and stereolab are completely different artists... have spent my whole life thinking they were one of those "whingy british guy does half the songs and quiet talky French girl does the other half of songs" bands

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I don't want this to be a hate account so, for the record - I am really enjoying these strawberries though. They live up to the hype!

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Nectarines are the "pear" of the stone fruit family... the.. the "honeydew mellon" of the drupes.. basically... err
I'm trying to say they fucking suck, I'm not hanging around for the 2 second window they don't taste like garbage

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We need more discourse about horrible squelchy synth noise 48 secs into Breathe by Sean Paul ft Bu Cantrell. It's actually painful.
How was THAT allowed to happen!?!

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It's probably naive of me, but I feel a lot more comforted by the fact that there has been a guy flying a drone at 3am in the park across the road every night. It's marginally more soothing than the wailing chorus of soulless children that I originally thought I was hearing.

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Beyoncé: "a diva is a female version of a hustla"
Me: *while bopping like crazy*

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@numetal_moment @iceddirtypsy

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When i was a kid i used to chew up smiths chips shaping them into oblong disks which i would then leave to dry on a plate for later consumption.
These days I revisit that cherished memory like the food critique in Ratatouille everytime i eat a pringle.

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Honestly one of the more exhilarating footy watching experiences I have had! Glad I got that mysterious phonecall about a week ago whispering softly that I had to see it. #Buddy1000

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@Mickdispiace The The Herd Immunity's
"like a varient" cover of this song is fkn tops

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Dua lipa and Ed sheeran being sued for plagerism is getting me v nervous that the Rothko estate might actually come after me for the 2-tone feature wall i just had put in.

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Much ado about a music poll for kids.

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Just saw the list of the top 100 McD*nald's playgrounds and its soo fucking shit. My adult body can't fit down any of those slides.. everybody there is mumbling. Sort it out!

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@dirtdessert Hufflepuff is defs the most non-sociopathic house so big congrats!

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Just convinced another wayward soul that the hogwarts sorting hat quiz is way more acurate than any myer-briggs love language nonsense - they got put in gryffindor.
😇😇😇

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No matter what happens with the borders - the marquee hire businesses in WA will be booming.
#bigtentagenda

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@babyscino Thus proving the existence of the true disney girl

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Can't help but always believe those
"My (f25) boyfriend (s39) keeps hiding acorns in my hair AND dunking fairyfloss in puddles, only to turn and scream at me when he finds it has disappeared... Should I move out?!"
stories - and I will never stop.