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@brenface You can’t go wrong with cream and sugar shots! Just pour sugar into one of those creamer mini-cups. Boom. Very filling. Or...try putting an ice cream sandwich in a pint glass. Would you rather drink a fake beer or eat real ice cream out of a glass? No brainer.

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@NYTScience Conspiracy theories make us feel special.

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@RepJoeNeguse Your speech was amazing! The #scared43 know it, too.

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@dusttodigital @Gasper_Nali Still the best thing on the internet!

[NAACP @NAACP]

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

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@SnarkyHumanist @SarahKSilverman Do not deny them a hospital bed! But, just give them all the same bed and respirator — you know, to help with herd immunity.

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@SarahWhiteBlack Yeah!

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@jjfplanet Sorry to hear this Jonathan! That’s insane!

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@SarahWhiteBlack I agree with you. Basically, would you play Russian Roulette with your grandma to catch a show? Not worth it.

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@AnnaJacks418 @GaryChambersJr @theadvocatebr @ScottieWAFB @ChrisNakamoto @theadvocateno @NOLAnews @CNN @USATODAY @nytimes @WWLTV @KNOE8 @RolandReports Congrats on the much overdue victory! Also, why is #ConnieBernard shopping for the outfit she’s already wearing? She loves that color so, so much.

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@Susan_Hennessey @ChrisWarcraft This short horror film works well because of the unsettling nature of the evil creature who has taken over the human. It isn’t overtly violent; the impeding doom flashes only in the eyes during this shot. Brilliant directing @goreverbinski

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

My husband told me last night that the ICU staff at his hospital are still expected to use one N95 mask per week.

These are single-use masks.

66% of hospital workers STILL don't have N95 masks.

It's MAY, FFS.

#TrumpDeathToll95K
https://t.co/4cv7UWvE43

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@NoahPaster Strong ice-cream-man energy.

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@nacholeber 6. Watch the hospitals fill up. 7. Tickets come with hospital waiver 8. Tickets are admission of financial liability to anyone who gets sick because of you.

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@Gretchenuhhuh https://t.co/pXv9DyXvfF Best actress in the best movie ever!

[Dani McCulloch @DaniMcMillen]

#SolidarityWithSven
#FuckKare11 yes you, @kare11
And a resounding #FUCKNAZIS

KARE11 has admitted to being Nazi sympathizers with the decision to fire Sven over an “ethics violation”.

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@IlhanMN Won’t work. It might make regular Americans think they are valued.

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@neiltyson Exactamundo!

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@nacholeber Wait, that’s a documentary? I thought it was a Trump rally.