Blair Morton

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

They hate him because he’s Black.

[Scarlet @Scarletkoito333]

I will never understand what Obama did to make Republicans hate him so much.

It never made any sense to me.

No scandals. No affairs. No sexual assault allegations.

Nothing.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭

Low T Pete will never live this down.

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

An anvil

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

what would you throw to him ??

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@robinstrasser I’ve read them all too! They are all wonderful books; “Slaughterhouse Five” is my favorite. I actually read all of them in high school. I wonder if they’re still assigned reading? Sadly, probably not.

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@Mike_OMac @PressClubDC The story was not released until AFTER the President had safely landed in DC.

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@allenanalysis If only he’d done that before he lost his primary.

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@HillaryIsComing @kylegriffin1 That’s a lie!

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@_garrettcharles But pee first, it’s long. Especially if you’ve had 3 martinis 🤣

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@_garrettcharles This movie is a wild roller coaster. You will not fall asleep!

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

Metamorphoses https://t.co/tUzCDG2Ga8

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

Because he would have burst into flames.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Why didn’t Trump put his hand on the Bible like every other President has? Why do you think he didn’t?

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@Suzierizzo1 Joan Rivers

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

Why wait? Please go now.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@brettboettcher1 My pre hernia! 🤣

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Do You Remember America Before Trump?

NEW VIDEO! WATCH! TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK.

Let's get this to 1 million views fast.

Please retweet and quote tweet.

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

Rather than #1, shove his face into Mt. Rushmore! One of my two sniveling OH senators suggested the Mt. Rushmore carving.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Updated list of US House GOP bills that would honor Trump

1) Carve his face into Mt. Rushmore

2) Rename Palm Beach airport after Trump

2a) Rename Dulles airport after Trump

3) Require State Dept to award a "Trump Peace Prize"

4) Declare Trump's birthday a federal holiday

5) Award Trump a Congressional Gold Medal

6) Mint a $250 bill in US currency w/ Trump's image

7) Several resolutions urging Trump be given Nobel
Prize

8) Directing N.I.H. to conduct research on "Trump Derangement Syndrome"

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@Timodc @BillKristol The worst thing he did, and there were so many things, was attending the State dinner for the killer Mohammed bin Salman.

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@Timodc @BillKristol So disappointed in Tim Cook. He’s given up whatever integrity he had.

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@MikeNellis @worldflood1 Amen!

[Blair Morton @blairmort]

@aravosis If Trump went into church, he’d be struck by lightning