Watching the warriors play basketball is like watching Lance Armstrong coast through the TDF knowing fully he’s on every performance enhancing drug there is. Gotta love that primetime ‘competition’ :(
My ideal woman:
-has Mean Girls memorized
-knows karate
-eats raw cookie dough daily
-never gets a full 8 hours of sleep
-hips don't lie
-readzzz her bible
-believes in climate change
-doesn't listen to Chris Brown
-is thicca than a bowl of oatmeal
-never sells out
-like likes me